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Fun With Tom Swifties
« on: April 26, 2008, 12:37:06 PM »
This is a game of silly dialogue attribution. :D 
For example:
"I want to be a carpenter when I grow up," Tom said woodenly. 
"You need to watch your cholesterol," said Tom heartily.

Can you think of some more?  Here's one more to get things started:

"What's that, Lassie?  Timmy's in the well?" said Tom doggedly.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 07:45:55 PM »
"Are you gay?" Tom queried.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 10:41:28 PM »
"Fir trees are a great renewable resource," Tom opined.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 06:09:51 AM »
“I always wanted to be an auto-mechanic,” Mr. Carr purred.

“I asked a plumber to drop by and check the toilet later,” John called up the stairs.

“Ungh!” And that was about all any one ever got out of old man McAnally.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 05:58:06 PM »
"There's always room for more congenial company here in McAnally's," Tom admitted.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 06:27:53 PM »
“Lets ratchet it up folks,” proved to be the last words wrenched from Mr. Good’s lips.
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 02:59:13 AM »
"I want a bicycle," Tom spoke.
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 03:14:44 AM »
"Hoodooed sure felt swift the morning after he tipped a bottle and forgot all about Tom through the night," poor old Turkey Tom S Wift attributed to cause.

Geesh. *Is Sheepish."
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 03:18:33 AM »
"It's just soap and water," Tom bubbled.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 03:19:45 AM »
"I just can't seem to lose any weight," Tom said heavily.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 04:21:30 AM »
"I like this book," Tom said, turning read

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 04:23:43 AM »
"I just can't figure out the answer to number seventeen," Tom said testily.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2008, 05:09:01 AM »
"We've struck oil!" Tom gushed.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 12:56:27 PM »
"I'm the plumber -- I'm here to fix the toilet," Tom said flushing.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 01:09:12 PM »
"What kind of bird is that?" Tom chirped.
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