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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #750 on: January 19, 2010, 10:46:31 AM »
I will not allow my daughter to make short jokes to Murphy, she'll have to wait until she is 9 years old and actually taller...

DAMMIT MURPH!

You chipped another tooth!
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #751 on: January 19, 2010, 07:47:18 PM »
he will not replace the denarian coins with chocolate ones or come to the warden meetings with a plastic warden's sword bought at Toys R Us ;)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #752 on: January 19, 2010, 07:50:42 PM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #753 on: June 03, 2010, 01:29:16 AM »
-I will not call Mab 'Jadis'.
a) Nor ask for Turkish delight.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #754 on: June 03, 2010, 02:17:47 AM »
Sneak up behind people while their telling scary stories, and start messing with them just as they reach the scary part.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #755 on: June 03, 2010, 02:24:39 AM »
Quote from: TheatreCat on June 03, 2010, 01:29:16 AM
-I will not call Mab 'Jadis'.


He will not call her the French word for "in olden times"? Huh?
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #756 on: June 03, 2010, 02:34:40 AM »
I will refrain from using any variation of the words "dog pound" around Kincaid.
-Even if he was panting like a dog when Murphy called.
-Same rule applies with Lea.

Little Chicago is not to be used as my own personal HBO channel.
-Ever again.

I will stop flicking small objects at the back of Charity's head.
-And stop blaming it on her children.
-Referring to Michael's youngest son as "BETTER, STRONGER.... FASTER!"every time he crawls past me is equally inappropriate.


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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #757 on: June 03, 2010, 02:55:40 AM »
Quote from: Orbweaver on June 03, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
I will refrain from using any variation of the words "dog pound" around Kincaid.
-Even if he was panting like a dog when Murphy called.
-Same rule applies with Lea.

Little Chicago is not to be used as my own personal HBO channel.
-Ever again.

I will stop flicking small objects at the back of Charity's head.
-And stop blaming it on her children.
-Referring to Michael's youngest son as "BETTER, STRONGER.... FASTER!"every time he crawls past me is equally inappropriate.




Hey, little Harry is 9 now. No crawling for him. He'll be zooming by in a go-cart that looks suspiciously like it was made out of chunks of the Blue Beetle...
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #758 on: June 03, 2010, 03:03:22 AM »
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-I am not allowed to replace the drinks at HQ with the lust potion. Seeing old foggies want to get it on with each other is a mental image I didn't need.
-I am not allowed to hook Mouse up with a female dog and give them a plate of spaghetti.
a) The carpet stains still haven't come out.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #759 on: June 03, 2010, 03:32:40 AM »
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/edit - realized I never identified "her", even if it wasn't hard to figure out.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #760 on: June 03, 2010, 04:08:09 AM »
I will stop trying to get Eb and Kincaid to sing together even though "Blackstaff McCoy and the Hellhound" is a bitching name for a group.

I will stop insisting that the Erlking get a hunting license the next time he leads the Wild Hunt through Chicago.

I will stop humming the theme from the Godfather whenever Marcone is around.

I will stop trying to switch Toot-toot and the other fairies to a gluten-free diet.

Ditto for the Alphas and the vegan option.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #761 on: June 03, 2010, 04:15:41 AM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #762 on: June 03, 2010, 04:47:42 AM »
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I can't stop laughing at this one. I just can't.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #763 on: June 03, 2010, 05:22:25 AM »
Quote from: Shecky on June 03, 2010, 02:24:39 AM
He will not call her the French word for "in olden times"? Huh?

Jadis, the White Which of Narnia.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #764 on: June 04, 2010, 06:31:36 AM »
Quote from: LordDresden on June 03, 2010, 05:22:25 AM
Jadis, the White Which of Narnia.
which Which?


Things Molly Carpenter is no longer allowed to do:

-play connect the scars on her venerable mentor whilst he is "meditating"
    -especially if said meditation requires that he be skyclad.
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