Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[Purpura]

I will not use certain ways to get to my favorite restaurants in other parts of the world.
I will not start quoting Babylon 5...(Let's see if Jim starts this because of a certain color of council he has Harry mention in TC.)

[Kayden]

I will not torment Bob by telling him that Molly has a beer bottle party trick.. And then refusing to explain further.

[nanuq]

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I will not refer to Justine's Club Zero outfit as a full-body condom.

[Darkling]

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I will not sing the refrain to the Futurama Bureaucrat song every time
anyone talks about Peabody.

[The Guardian]

I will no longer mention the Evil Overlord's list to my enemies. They don't need any more help.

If I have to use Loony Toons characters for inspiration it will not be Wile E. Coyote, Suuper Genius since his plans backfire. The Road Runner & Bugs Bunny are better choices since they kick his butt.

When plotting or attempting to unravel my foes plots especially those of the Black Council or any immortal or near immortal entities, I will remember two phrases Xanatos Gambit and Xanatos Roulette.

[Darkling]

I will no longer mention the Evil Overlord's list to my enemies. They don't need any more help.

If I have to use Loony Toons characters for inspiration it will not be Wile E. Coyote, Suuper Genius since his plans backfire. The Road Runner & Bugs Bunny are better choices since they kick his butt.

When plotting or attempting to unravel my foes plots especially those of the Black Council or any immortal or near immortal entities, I will remember two phrases Xanatos Gambit and Xanatos Roulette.

Woohoo!  Long live David Xanatos!  The greatest antagonist in cartoon history!

 

[TruffleMuffin]

I will not provoke the Merlin when his hand is twitching violently.

[lyssa.adelia]

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I am not allowed to send the Merlin a vice grip.

Spoiler tag just to be safe.

[LadyElvan]

Forgive me if anyone's added this, but I didn't see it.

In the tradition of Bibliotarian's:

"If anyone asks me if I'm hungry, I will not intone, 'The red wizard needs food badly.' "

"Nor will I say to Miss Gard, "Your Valkyrie needs food". Unless it's long distance. Or preferably by post.

[LadyElvan]

"I shall not answer "Pure Freaking Magic" when asked how something happened."
Although it is true it is not helpful.

[LordDresden]

I am not allowed to use videocameras to record Lara and her sisters the next time they show up, just so I can rewatch the film in slow motion later.

I am, however, allowed to hire Vince to film them via telephoto lens just so I can rewatch it in slow motion later.  (How can I watch it when the videotronic gear blows out around me?  Wouldn't you like to know...)

[JaycenDark]

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I am not allowed to taunt the black council with "Shall we shagnasty now or shagnasty later? do i make you horny baby do i?"
1)because Austin Powers is over quoted
2) they may just call the shagnasty

[JaycenDark]

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I am not allowed to send the Merlin a vice grip.

Spoiler tag just to be safe.

lol love that and your sig is freaking awesome i actually tried to read that crap maybe i didn't get it because i am a guy ..but bleh that was crap

[Purpura]

Harry Dresden is not allowed to leave any part of this gear behind when walking Mouse:

Skateboard
Helmet
Knee pads
Elbow pads
Padded vest
Padded pants


He is also not allowed to walk Mouse near any chance of thrown frizbees or tennis balls.

[The Corvidian]

Harry Dresden is no longer allowed to show the Eldest Gruff the Happy Tree Friends ever again.
1) Even if he laughed himself silly over it the last time.