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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #690 on: March 31, 2009, 06:03:23 PM »
Dude?  Time to stop.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #691 on: March 31, 2009, 06:17:56 PM »
Dude?  Time to stop.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #692 on: March 31, 2009, 06:32:14 PM »
This thread dropped into the gutters so hard it ended up in the undertown gutters.

I am no longer allowed to stage zombie dinosaur fights for money or laughs.
If I let everyone I thought was an idiot die, there wouldn't be many people left.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #693 on: March 31, 2009, 06:43:02 PM »
Spoiler for extreme very extreme adult content.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #694 on: March 31, 2009, 11:14:34 PM »
I am not allowed senile-sneeze every time the merlin tries to speak at a council meeting.

Nor am I allowed release Bob into one of the stone dogs at said meeting
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #695 on: March 31, 2009, 11:26:44 PM »
I am not allowed to bring Mouse to a meeting and have him relieve himself on the stone dogs.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #696 on: April 01, 2009, 12:25:10 AM »
I am not allowed to unleash a horde of R.O.U.Ses at a council meeting, it would only give the stone dogs something to snack on and annoy luccio.

I am however allowed fill Rudolf's house with them
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #697 on: April 01, 2009, 09:52:35 AM »
I am not allowed to douse Uriel in fire extinguiser foam and threaten him with a baseball bat for fear of:
A)Being sent to Wisconsin for eternity
B)Being sent to Jersey to stop a pair of angels re-entering heaven
C)Meeting Ben Aflec and Matt Damon
D) any two of the above

Similarly I am not to allow Molly do it in case they wind up in Carlos' family restraunt while she's only in her nightwear
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #698 on: April 01, 2009, 04:00:37 PM »
I will never, ever, EVER suggest "Giggity!" as a spell-word to Molly.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #699 on: April 09, 2009, 05:43:50 PM »
Spoilers because it is from turn coat.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #700 on: April 16, 2009, 03:45:02 AM »
I will no longer come to White Council meetings with foil on my head to 'keep out the mind readers'.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #701 on: April 16, 2009, 03:56:49 AM »
(Semi Turn Coat spoiler one)

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #702 on: April 16, 2009, 03:57:17 AM »
*points for Darkling*


*Edited to add bonus points*
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #703 on: April 16, 2009, 04:00:46 AM »
*points for Darkling*

Hehe.  Thank you.  I just added to it.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #704 on: April 16, 2009, 05:06:50 AM »
Even though GIANT ROBOT fits with the author's naming scheme, I will not attempt to transform the Blue Beetle.
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