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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #645 on: February 03, 2009, 03:57:48 PM »
Which inevitably reminds me of perhaps the greatest line in any cartoon ever: "A-HA! Pronoun trouble!"
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #646 on: February 03, 2009, 08:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Tribblechomper on February 03, 2009, 12:29:35 PM
HARRY:  Vamp season!
GARD:  Wizard season!
HARRY:  Vamp season!
GARD:  Wizard season!
HARRY:  Vamp season!
GARD:  Wizard season!
HARRY:  Wizard season!
GARD:  (dead silence, raising one eyebrow)
HARRY:  I said, Wizard season!
GARD:  If you insist, Mr. Dresden.
HARRY:  Jeez, didn't you even watch ONE Bugs Bunny cartoon?



TC, you are Jim in disguise, aren't you? I can totally see that exchange in a book.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #647 on: February 03, 2009, 08:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Murphy's Stunt Double on February 03, 2009, 08:26:01 PM
TC, you are Jim in disguise, aren't you? I can totally see that exchange in a book.

Alas, no...but if Jim is reading this, let this serve as written permission to use it.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #648 on: February 03, 2009, 08:41:03 PM »
I will not neglect the Brothers Grimm.  The last thing I need is to get another broken nose by another nursery rhyme.  Which reminds me...

I will seek out and destroy every beanstalk in the county.

I will not create YouTube for the Paranet. (VooDooTube?)  Learning about it from Butters, it sounds great, but Bob would upload porn.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #649 on: February 03, 2009, 09:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Phane on February 03, 2009, 08:41:03 PM
I will not neglect the Brothers Grimm.  The last thing I need is to get another broken nose by another nursery rhyme.  Which reminds me...

I will seek out and destroy every beanstalk in the county.

I will not create YouTube for the Paranet. (VooDooTube?)  Learning about it from Butters, it sounds great, but Bob would upload porn.
If he only had hands...
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #650 on: February 04, 2009, 05:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Phane on February 03, 2009, 08:41:03 PM
I will not create YouTube for the Paranet. (VooDooTube?)  Learning about it from Butters, it sounds great, but Bob would upload porn.

Considering I practice light voodoo along with being a christian I would freaken love if Jim put that in the books.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #651 on: February 04, 2009, 05:04:39 PM »
I'd also love Voodootube! :D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #652 on: March 18, 2009, 05:48:16 AM »
I am no longer allowed to use pyrofuego on other people's television sets just because they are playing the 'Barney Song'.

"I love you, you love me, we're a-"
"PYROFUEGO, you lumpy dinosaur-like mindwarping nightmare!"



When I'm working with the Ordo and the Paranet and somebody is making a brew, I am no longer allowed to ask, "Is it soup yet?"

When meeting with Lara, I am not allowed to say, "Hello Nurse!".  She doesn't get the reference, even on those occasions when she dresses the part.

I am no longer allowed to ask, "Got change for a denarius?" when turning over a Coin to Father Forthill.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #653 on: March 18, 2009, 05:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Tribblechomper on February 03, 2009, 09:58:13 PM
If he only had hands...

Bob thinks:  "Aww...how cute.  He thinks I need hands to upload porn..."  :D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #654 on: March 18, 2009, 06:46:05 AM »
I know I have done this before, but since I am going to the WBC (world baseball classic) on Saturday I thought I would do it again.

Harry is not allowed to make the following soulfire items.

Giant number one hand
Giant shocker hand
Giant middle finger hand
Giant baseball glove to pick foul balls from anywhere in the park.

Since the WBC is host to 13 countries the first 3 might anger, arouse or confuse the other countries attending.
The last one would just make Harry a jerk.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #655 on: March 18, 2009, 04:46:30 PM »
Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on March 18, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
I know I have done this before, but since I am going to the WBC (world baseball classic) on Saturday I thought I would do it again.

Harry is not allowed to make the following soulfire items.

Giant number one hand
Giant shocker hand
Giant middle finger hand
Giant baseball glove to pick foul balls from anywhere in the park.

Since the WBC is host to 13 countries the first 3 might anger, arouse or confuse the other countries attending.
The last one would just make Harry a jerk.

You forgot Giant thumbs-up hand
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #656 on: March 18, 2009, 06:03:00 PM »
Quote from: Tribblechomper on March 18, 2009, 04:46:30 PM
You forgot Giant thumbs-up hand

No, I knew I forgot something....


Along with a soulfire powered voice boom saying "your out" :)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #657 on: March 18, 2009, 06:06:20 PM »
Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on March 18, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
I know I have done this before, but since I am going to the WBC (world baseball classic) on Saturday I thought I would do it again.

Harry is not allowed to make the following soulfire items.

Giant number one hand
Giant shocker hand
Giant middle finger hand
Giant baseball glove to pick foul balls from anywhere in the park.

Since the WBC is host to 13 countries the first 3 might anger, arouse or confuse the other countries attending.
The last one would just make Harry a jerk.

Ok, shout a warning when going places like that please!!! Because I made that into a terrible dirty joke.... And now I have spit all over my computer!  :D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #658 on: March 18, 2009, 06:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Horsehearted, January's new flavor on March 18, 2009, 06:06:20 PM
Ok, shout a warning when going places like that please!!! Because I made that into a terrible dirty joke.... And now I have spit all over my computer!  :D

Last time I did that I said "giant ASL number 7 hand" and I got blank stares I guess not everyone knows ASL.

Had to be more direct this time.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #659 on: March 18, 2009, 06:12:25 PM »
*does not know what ASL is*
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