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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #615 on: December 27, 2008, 05:54:56 AM »
I am not allowed to refer to my soul fire hand construct as a "pimp hand "
1) even if Carlos finds it funny too
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #616 on: December 27, 2008, 07:57:38 AM »
Quote from: JaycenDark on December 27, 2008, 05:54:56 AM
I am not allowed to refer to my soul fire hand construct as a "pimp hand "
1) even if Carlos finds it funny too

Nor am I allowed to make a soul fire construct with my rings on it and pimp slap the bad guys, or Murphy, well maybe Murphy just lightly.
No on second thought no, there are some things that will lead to punishments far worse than having your soul ripped out and pimp slapping Murphy is one of them.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #617 on: December 27, 2008, 07:21:46 PM »
I am not allowed to bring a knife to a fist fight.
I am not allowed to bring a gun to a knife fight.
I am not allowed to bring some magic into a gun fight.
I am not allowed to bring Chuck Norris to any fight as it would be too easy.
I am not allowed to bring Codex Alera into this conversation.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #618 on: December 27, 2008, 11:53:55 PM »
I am not allowed to ask my Faire godmother for a nice tux and ride to the next formal shindig.
Even if I only ask her to make the Beetle a little better, because even if it is the Bettle she will turn me into a pumpkin or turn the Bettle into a real Bettle.

I am also not allowed to suggest a good Faire godmother to murphy if she hooks up with Kinkaid, Lucio if we have a kid, or Thomas if he has a kid.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #619 on: December 29, 2008, 07:19:05 AM »
Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on December 27, 2008, 11:53:55 PM
I am not allowed to ask my Faire godmother for a nice tux and ride to the next formal shindig.
Even if I only ask her to make the Beetle a little better, because even if it is the Bettle she will turn me into a pumpkin or turn the Bettle into a real Bettle.

I am also not allowed to suggest a good Faire godmother to murphy if she hooks up with Kinkaid, Lucio if we have a kid, or Thomas if he has a kid.

It would be funny if Harry asked Lea to turn his Beetle into a Maybach. She would likely give him the pumpkin.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #620 on: December 29, 2008, 06:36:04 PM »
I will not ask Thomas or Lara to be guess speaker for a high school sex ed class.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #621 on: January 05, 2009, 10:25:48 PM »
I will not interupt Murphy to tell her to go make me a sandwich.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #622 on: January 06, 2009, 03:21:37 PM »
Quote from: AdamC on January 05, 2009, 10:25:48 PM
I will not interupt Murphy to tell her to go make me a sandwich.
Nor will I use wards to trap her in the kitchen saying she should know her place. 
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #623 on: January 06, 2009, 03:46:54 PM »
I will not convince Molly that part of her training is to go prancing around in nature naked, while I take a kick back from the dirty old men in the bushes. ;D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #624 on: January 06, 2009, 03:53:57 PM »
Quote from: JRBobC on January 06, 2009, 03:46:54 PM
I will not convince Molly that part of her training is to go prancing around in nature naked, while I take a kick back from the dirty old men in the bushes. ;D
Nor will I ever let Bob attempt the same.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #625 on: January 07, 2009, 01:45:23 AM »
I will not attempt to end a White Council meeting early by 'accidentally' setting off the sprinkles system again. And even if I do I'm not allowed to justify it by saying I sense Hobs near by, even though I have a Calvin and Hobs comic strip in my back pocket.

I am not allowed to let Bob instruct Molly on how to brew a love potion, the last time I let that happen... well you should already know what happened.

I am not allowed to have my Pizza guard infect Larry Fowler with a certain lust enhancing flees.

I am not allowed to enchant a diary and use it claim that the Harry Potter books are real no matter how much the fans may like me for it.

I am not allowed to raise and or summon the Titanic in the middle of the Great Lakes and sell tickets to it no matter how profitable it could be.

I am not allowed to dress up as a air conditioner repair man and go to the Winter Court claiming that there have been complaints that the AC has been on to high. Even though the other local Undercity monster may appreciate me if I did.

I am not allowed to go the Summer Court and do stage plays with the Eldest Brother Gruff as my costar to re-enact the heroic battles of the Gruffs, I may not survive.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #626 on: January 07, 2009, 04:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Darkarma on January 07, 2009, 01:45:23 AM
I am not allowed to go the Summer Court and do stage plays with the Eldest Brother Gruff as my costar to re-enact the heroic battles of the Gruffs, I may not survive....
Even if I bring my dinosaur.  It may have gone to the T-rex in Jurassic Park, but I think the Goat would win this time.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #627 on: January 09, 2009, 08:45:49 PM »
Quote from: Tempus Corvus on September 20, 2008, 06:55:53 AM
"FOR PONY!" Is not my battle cry.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #628 on: January 20, 2009, 07:47:42 AM »
Bob and Thomas must never know about the Bob and Tom show. My sanity just couldn't take it.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #629 on: January 20, 2009, 03:15:42 PM »
..order Snuggies blankets for Cowl. cause the bathrobe just aint cool enough.
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