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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #435 on: September 02, 2008, 09:23:03 PM »
lol. I do alright. Haha.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #436 on: September 04, 2008, 02:07:00 AM »
Karaoke is OK if the person can sing halfway in tune. I was stationed in Korea and there were legions of people who killed songs. What is the deal with east Asians and Karaoke? It is like Americans and fast food.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #437 on: September 05, 2008, 01:46:10 AM »
atleast it wont kill them...unless they ingested the machine...or some angry american went insane and shot them from the pure torture.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #438 on: September 05, 2008, 02:27:40 AM »
Let's try to stay on topic, guys. :D

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #439 on: September 05, 2008, 02:28:26 AM »
Harry Dresden is no longer to go off topic.
:) lol
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #440 on: September 05, 2008, 03:18:49 AM »
Harry can't sing the song, "You can do Magic" to Luccio.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #441 on: September 05, 2008, 03:22:26 AM »
He's also not allowed to sing "I like better when you're naked"

At least in public. :D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #442 on: September 05, 2008, 03:29:22 AM »
He is not allowed to bark like a dog in front of his fairy godmother...
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #443 on: September 05, 2008, 03:31:11 AM »
I sing so badly that the closest I come to karaoke is when they carry this Okie out of the bar where the American Idol wannabes hang out.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #444 on: September 05, 2008, 01:50:20 PM »
I sing so badly that the closest I come to karaoke is when they carry this Okie out of the bar where the American Idol wannabes hang out.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #445 on: September 05, 2008, 07:18:40 PM »
I will not ask Luccio if she goes both ways while she is petting Mister.

Nor will I ask if she likes it doggy style while she's petting Mouse.

No matter how bad my day is, I will not put on a purple suit, interrupt Marcone during one of his meetings, slam a pencil into his desk and ask him if he wants to see a magic trick.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #446 on: September 05, 2008, 07:42:24 PM »
No matter what my day goes like I shall endeavour to not go up to Hendricks and ask how his cousin in the zoo is doing....
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #447 on: September 05, 2008, 08:25:15 PM »
No matter how bad my day is, I will not put on a purple suit, interrupt Marcone during one of his meetings, slam a pencil into his desk and ask him if he wants to see a magic trick.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #448 on: September 05, 2008, 09:27:16 PM »
*hides under desk*

You realize, of course, that you're about to hear "Come out, come out, wherever you are..."
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #449 on: September 06, 2008, 03:27:16 AM »
He is not allowed to go up to Larry Fowler and say: "Larry, can I come on your show?"
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