Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[Darkhallow]

I will no longer use Tim the enchanter as my 'stage name'. likewise I will not ask Michael to use the holy hand grenade of Antioch, doubtless of how effective it might be.

[Homer]

I will no longer use Tim the enchanter as my 'stage name'. likewise I will not ask Michael to use the holy hand grenade of Antioch, doubtless of how effective it might be.

unless facing off against a bloodthirsty bunny.

I use tim the enchanter as my name on ebay.

[Darkhallow]

I am not allowed to require people to answer these questions three in order to get past my wards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS8Mg-JWSg&feature=related

[Maltese Falcon]

I remember that.
How could you not know your favorite color.

[konstantine23]

i dont know mine. I like 'em all

[Maltese Falcon]

Than you would answer rainbow I guess.

[konstantine23]

hmm...so fitting...lol.

[Tribblechomper]

If a giant, reborn Hammerhands-type is spawned from a Denarian coin, I am not to make reference to it being a Quarter-pounder...

[Purpura]

I am not allowed to make comments about the "Magic" in World of Warcraft

[konstantine23]

hahaha. i like that one.

[Tribblechomper]

I will not rent a karaoke machine and stand outside Mavra's lair singing Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead" and/or "Cold Ethyl."

Unless his "karaoke machine" is a circa-1970s portable record player with swing arm and needle, and the songs are on 45-rpm records...Harry couldn't stand outside Mavra's lair singing Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead" and/or "Cold Ethyl."; he has a negative effect on modern tech such as karaoke machines.

[nanuq]

he has a negative effect on modern tech such as karaoke machines

I knew there was something about Harry I liked.

[Murphy's Stunt Double]

I knew there was something about Harry I liked.

Just a vague random *something*, huh? LOL

[konstantine23]

awe...i like karaoke...

[Soulless Mystic5523]

awe...i like karaoke...

I like karaoke, but other people don't like my karaoke.