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Offline Shecky

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #330 on: June 30, 2008, 04:53:15 PM »
Quote from: anthro7 on June 30, 2008, 03:06:26 PM
-I am no longer allowed to call Mike Rowe claiming I have a dirty job.

The sad thing is that I always thought of Mike Rowe as an older Harry; Mike's got some pretty good snark, too.

Of course, what with all his grumbling, you COULD have Harry on an episode of "Deadliest Kvetch". ;D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #331 on: June 30, 2008, 04:55:43 PM »
*passes Shecky the pun yamulke to wear for the day*
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #332 on: June 30, 2008, 04:58:17 PM »
Ooh! Score!
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #333 on: June 30, 2008, 08:35:13 PM »
Nice to know I wasn't the only one watchin' it. =3 But I dunno how much catching Harry does... Its more like thwarting, destroying and building burning. (I'm tellin' ya dude, fire rats.)

-I'm no longer allowed to sing Come Sail Away, because after that new Indiana Jones movie, people are afeared I'm going to call down aliens and predators. o_o;
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #334 on: July 01, 2008, 05:39:02 AM »
Bob is not microwave safe.

Bob and mister are not allowed to screw with the dog show people.

Macanally frowns on beerbongs with extreme prejudice.

Murphy bears no resemblance to shirley temple.
A) DO NOT DO THE LITTLE TEAPOT DANCE TO ILLUSTRATE.
B) A broken spout finger takes about 3 weeks to heal.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #335 on: July 01, 2008, 11:29:34 AM »
-I am no longer allowed to offer my services to the Mythbusters
   a. And they don't care about my resume of exploded or burning buildings.

-I'm no longer allowed to ask Nico if he's going to take Deidra to the Father/Daught dance.  I'm still having nightmares about his response.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #336 on: July 02, 2008, 12:40:40 AM »
(Sorry if it's been done before...)

-I'm no longer allowed at Harry Potter conventions. Fun though it was showing those goons some REAL magic...
  a) was kicked out for being a potential Death Eater.
  b) was kicked out for being a Lord of the Rings fan.
  c) was kicked out for stealing the name "Harry".
  d) was carried out on a stretcher by the few dual fans of Potter and Dresden who felt sorry for the poor thing and forbade him going back.
  e) was kicked out for making some wise-@$$ed crack.
  f) was kicked out for burning down the building. (DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #337 on: July 02, 2008, 06:53:30 PM »
Besides, the little geeks laughed at me for that little problem with the broom spell.  I will not give snarky little Harry Pottery geeks a ride on the Dresden Broom of Doom, no matter how much they deserve it.

Quote from: anthro7 on July 02, 2008, 12:40:40 AM
(Sorry if it's been done before...)

-I'm no longer allowed at Harry Potter conventions. Fun though it was showing those goons some REAL magic...
  a) was kicked out for being a potential Death Eater.
  b) was kicked out for being a Lord of the Rings fan.
  c) was kicked out for stealing the name "Harry".
  d) was carried out on a stretcher by the few dual fans of Potter and Dresden who felt sorry for the poor thing and forbade him going back.
  e) was kicked out for making some wise-@$$ed crack.
  f) was kicked out for burning down the building. (DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #338 on: July 03, 2008, 07:47:48 PM »
Quote from: bookivore on July 02, 2008, 06:53:30 PM
I will not give snarky little Harry Pottery geeks a ride on the Dresden Broom of Doom, no matter how much they deserve it.

Unless they're hot.  Gigidy-gigidy  ;D

(sorry, it had to be done)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #339 on: July 03, 2008, 11:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Quantus347 on July 03, 2008, 07:47:48 PM
Unless they're hot.  Gigidy-gigidy  ;D

(sorry, it had to be done)
Is there something burning around here? Shall we try out the water gun of extreme disgust, with garlic.

Harry is also not allowed to randomly squirt Thomas with garlic water just in case a Black Court vampire has got to him.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #340 on: July 04, 2008, 01:49:56 AM »
Good God, I'd hate to think of how poor Thomas would smell after that...

Post that, he's also no longer allowed to buy (or otherwise inherit) any more bizarre weapons from Kincaid. ;D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #341 on: July 04, 2008, 04:19:11 AM »
Not allowed to get Murphy, Luccio, and Elane into a 3 way mud/ pudding match and post it on pay perview and have ring side seats to the event.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #342 on: July 04, 2008, 04:25:54 AM »
Quote from: Half man-half amazing on July 04, 2008, 04:19:11 AM
Not allowed to get Murphy, Luccio, and Elane into a 3 way mud/ pudding match and post it on pay perview and have ring side seats to the event.

If for no other reason than the cameras will not be able to handle it
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #343 on: July 04, 2008, 05:23:31 AM »
Not unless he offers us first crack at the tickets and doesn't ban cameras.  Can ban the cameras if he can con Molly into it, she's over 18 now IIRC.  so I am a dirty young man, especially if I can catch somebody thrown out of the ring!  muahahahahaha
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #344 on: July 04, 2008, 05:25:29 AM »
Harry cannot go upto Daniel Radcliffe at a Convention and introduce him to a centaur he knows.
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