Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[pookakitten]

I will never again tell Molly that wizards never giggle, while she is eating. She could choke, and I would hate to tell Michael that I had to give her mouth-to-mouth.

Even worse, I would have to tell Charity.

[Quantus]

I will stop trying to convince Molly that "Bibidy bobidy boo" is a summoning ritual for a fairy Godmother
-It ruins my Master Wizard credibility when nobody shows up.
-Somebody might show up.

[Thrasher]

I will not tattoo runes onto my middle leg and start referring to it as "my blasting rod of love"

When playing D&D with the Alphas, I won't win arguments by casting Fuego on their character sheets.

I will not pen stories of my adventures and sell them to The Arcane.

[Quantus]

I will not pen stories of my adventures and sell them to The Arcane.

Maybe to ROC though...

[Tempus Corvus]

I will not call Prince Charles to wield a sword of the cross
- Prince William either
- Prince Harry maybe. His name has a nice ring to it.

-Sean Connery is a possibility

-I will not use the incantation "I cast Magic Missile at the darkness".
--Especially when fighting Nicodemus.

-It is NOT just a flesh wound, and I will see a doctor.
--I have not had worse.

-If Sanya ever simply punches someone, I will not say "Front-Row Godsmack tickets now on sale!"

-I will not chip the tooth of the next demon I summon.
--Teeth are Enamel, not ivory, and definitely not green ivory.
--It will not help me play guitar.

-If I am about to shoot someone, or blast them with magic, I will not quote Ezekiel 25:17 (Pulp Fiction Version)
--That's not what the actual Bible verse is.

-I will not use the Name 'Annung Un Ramma' the next time I do a summoning.
--I don't know whether its a real Name, and I'd prefer not to find out.

[Soulless Mystic5523]

-I will not chip the tooth of the next demon I summon.
--Teeth are Enamel, not ivory, and definitely not green ivory.
--It will not help me play guitar.

--Nor will I try and knock off a horn to make a bong.

[jeffs]

I will not point at the Gatekeeper and yell, "We've found Osama!" in the middle of council meetings.
a.) Again.
b.) Even though seeing the ultimate smackdown between Uncle Eb and the Gatekeeper was pretty awesome.

Getting caught up on this thread and I thougt this one was the best so far.

[Wolfeyes]

-If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.

If anyone knows where this is from, you are awesome.

[brenatevi]

-If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.

Babylon 5, Ivanona and the alien diplomat...

-I will not give Nicodemus a tie for Christmas

[smashtheogre]

okay i had a look and i dont think its on here but here go's

               "no more giving out lara raiths mobile number as  sex chatline"
                       -a) she enjoys it
                       -b) it actually helps her feed
                       -c) she'll youtube the footage of me and thomas having coffee.....after having someone photoshop me naked. murphy's enjoyment i can do without.

[GamerGirlsRock]

I am not allowed to post a list of my own pop culture references on Wikipedia. (apparently, since they deleted the page)

[Priscellie]

I am not allowed to post a list of my own pop culture references on Wikipedia. (apparently, since they deleted the page)

That's insane.  Have you pursued the matter, to find out why?

[Quantus]

I am not allowed to post a list of my own pop culture references on Wikipedia. (apparently, since they deleted the page)

I am not allowed to update Wikipedia to expose certain popular misunderstandings of natural science.

[anthro7]

-I am no longer allowed to call Mike Rowe claiming I have a dirty job.

(And I didn't know the Evil Overlord List was that popular of a subculture page. o_o; Shows what I know.)

[nanuq]

-I will not give Nicodemus a tie for Christmas

Really?  I would totally do that.

Sending him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug would be funny too.