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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #315 on: June 25, 2008, 10:22:09 AM »
I will never again tell Molly that wizards never giggle, while she is eating. She could choke, and I would hate to tell Michael that I had to give her mouth-to-mouth.
Even worse, I would have to tell Charity.
That’s the great thing about being a wizard.  I can always tell myself, honestly, that things could be worse.  -- Harry Dresden, Fool Moon

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #316 on: June 25, 2008, 02:38:48 PM »
I will stop trying to convince Molly that "Bibidy bobidy boo" is a summoning ritual for a fairy Godmother
-It ruins my Master Wizard credibility when nobody shows up.
-Somebody might show up.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #317 on: June 25, 2008, 03:13:27 PM »
I will not tattoo runes onto my middle leg and start referring to it as "my blasting rod of love"

When playing D&D with the Alphas, I won't win arguments by casting Fuego on their character sheets.

I will not pen stories of my adventures and sell them to The Arcane.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #318 on: June 25, 2008, 03:45:41 PM »
I will not pen stories of my adventures and sell them to The Arcane.

Maybe to ROC though... :D
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #319 on: June 26, 2008, 10:52:28 PM »
I will not call Prince Charles to wield a sword of the cross
- Prince William either
- Prince Harry maybe. His name has a nice ring to it.

-Sean Connery is a possibility

-I will not use the incantation "I cast Magic Missile at the darkness".
--Especially when fighting Nicodemus.

-It is NOT just a flesh wound, and I will see a doctor.
--I have not had worse.

-If Sanya ever simply punches someone, I will not say "Front-Row Godsmack tickets now on sale!"

-I will not chip the tooth of the next demon I summon.
--Teeth are Enamel, not ivory, and definitely not green ivory.
--It will not help me play guitar.

-If I am about to shoot someone, or blast them with magic, I will not quote Ezekiel 25:17 (Pulp Fiction Version)
--That's not what the actual Bible verse is.

-I will not use the Name 'Annung Un Ramma' the next time I do a summoning.
--I don't know whether its a real Name, and I'd prefer not to find out.
My Dresden Files Purity Rating is 40%. It'd be higher if I could find the time to actually play the DFRPG.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #320 on: June 26, 2008, 10:56:24 PM »
-I will not chip the tooth of the next demon I summon.
--Teeth are Enamel, not ivory, and definitely not green ivory.
--It will not help me play guitar.

--Nor will I try and knock off a horn to make a bong.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #321 on: June 27, 2008, 02:19:01 AM »
I will not point at the Gatekeeper and yell, "We've found Osama!" in the middle of council meetings.
a.) Again.
b.) Even though seeing the ultimate smackdown between Uncle Eb and the Gatekeeper was pretty awesome.




Getting caught up on this thread and I thougt this one was the best so far.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #322 on: June 27, 2008, 07:29:56 AM »
-If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.

If anyone knows where this is from, you are awesome.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #323 on: June 27, 2008, 09:03:03 AM »
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-If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.
Babylon 5, Ivanona and the alien diplomat...

-I will not give Nicodemus a tie for Christmas

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #324 on: June 27, 2008, 10:04:27 AM »
okay i had a look and i dont think its on here but here go's

               "no more giving out lara raiths mobile number as  sex chatline"
                       -a) she enjoys it
                       -b) it actually helps her feed
                       -c) she'll youtube the footage of me and thomas having coffee.....after having someone photoshop me naked. murphy's enjoyment i can do without.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #325 on: June 30, 2008, 11:56:16 AM »
I am not allowed to post a list of my own pop culture references on Wikipedia. (apparently, since they deleted the page)
You know it's bad when the workaholic tells you to log out.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #326 on: June 30, 2008, 11:58:02 AM »
I am not allowed to post a list of my own pop culture references on Wikipedia. (apparently, since they deleted the page)

That's insane.  Have you pursued the matter, to find out why?

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #327 on: June 30, 2008, 01:53:59 PM »
I am not allowed to post a list of my own pop culture references on Wikipedia. (apparently, since they deleted the page)
I am not allowed to update Wikipedia to expose certain popular misunderstandings of natural science.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #328 on: June 30, 2008, 03:06:26 PM »
-I am no longer allowed to call Mike Rowe claiming I have a dirty job.

(And I didn't know the Evil Overlord List was that popular of a subculture page. o_o; Shows what I know.)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #329 on: June 30, 2008, 04:49:13 PM »
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-I will not give Nicodemus a tie for Christmas

Really?  I would totally do that.

Sending him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug would be funny too.