Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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I will make a green ring and claim it is the source of my Soulfire creations. 
-Nor will I begin any ritual involving the same with the words "In Brightest Day..."

[Gman]

Murphey would kill him if he tried something like that.

Harry could also Hex all the supervisor's police stuff at HQ frying radios, computers and lights. Harry wouldn't have to tell Murphy anything. She goes to work the next day and her bosses act scared of her and real polite and apologize for giving her a hard time and she can work with Harry any times she wants.  This will never happen but it is funny.

[Dragonblood309]

I will not create a flatulence potion and get Marcone to drink it.

I will not eat green eggs and ham. I will not eat them in a pan.

I will not name my children Hold Up and Void so they cannot cash checks.

I will stop telling people "My staff is bigger than your staff"
a) Same goes for my blasting rod.

I will never let Thomas, Bob, and Carlos take me on another "Guys night out"

I will never play cards with Toot Toot again. He cheats.

Jumping out of a vehicle on the highway is NEVER a good idea.
a) No matter how many potions I drink.

I will not punch the Merlin in the face. I will not punch the Merlin in the face. I will not punch the Merlin in the face.

[stingray00alex]

(lmao at above post)

I am not allowed to go into any more museums with dinosaurs in it. Too much of a temptation.

I am not allowed to count cards at Casino's. This isn't magical, but I don't want to get beat up by Morpheus. Again.

Having sex with Mauve is not a good idea. Think icicle.

I'm no longer allowed to enchant Murphy into thinking she's Buffy.
a) Having done that, I am especially not allowed to tell her that Morgan is looking pale.
b) Having done that , I am under no conditions to give her a stake.

I am no longer allowed to enchant the word "communist" to Barack Obama's forehead. Not very politically correct.

I am not allowed to read the Codex Alera series again. No matter how well putting a mental Discipline Collar on Lasciel worked.

I am not allowed to raise an army of 10,000 Uruk'hai and give a inspirational speech. "This night! The land will be stained with the blood of the Red Court! March to South America...leave none...alive! To WAR!"
a) Even if I have a convinient tower to yell it from.

[Bob]

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I am no longer allowed to enchant the word "communist" to Barack Obama's forehead. Not very politically correct.
 

You know, there's a reason we have a section of the board called Touchy Topics.

[stingray00alex]

I didn't endorse Harry doing that, did I? I said he shouldn't.

[Shecky]

I will not cast in glowing letters on Dubya's forehead "Nukyuler".

[Bob]

Guys, please chill.

[Priscellie]

Guys, keep the politics off this board.  If you want to start a "Which 2008 Presidential Nominee Would Harry Vote For?" thread in Touchy Topics, have a party, but keep it away from this section of the forum.

[Dragonblood309]

I'm not allowed to become a martyr.
a) If I MUST become a martyr, I will not do so without having first voiced some witty and deeply meaningful last words.
b) Nor must I use the quote "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

I wont grab Toot Toot and shake him over my head in an attempt to fly.
a) He doesn't like it and it doesn't work.
b)Plus I suspect the "Pixie dust" that falls off of him is actually old pizza crumbs.

I will not attempt to teach Molly latin.

I will not Hex the oil companies.

I will not buy Luccio the golden bikini from Return of the Jedi.

I must stop drinking potions that use marijuana as an ingredient.
a) Ditto with shrooms.

I will not let Bob possess a bra or panties.
a) No matter how much he begs.

I will not let Bob write novels.
a) Society couldn't take it.
b) Ivy should not be exposed to such things.

[Tribblechomper]

I will not punch the Merlin in the face. I will not punch the Merlin in the face. I will not punch the Merlin in the face.

(After watching John Wayne in "McClintock!")
"Well I'm not gonna hit ya...I'm not gonna hit ya...the HELL I'm not!!"

[Shecky]

Guys, keep the politics off this board.  If you want to start a "Which 2008 Presidential Nominee Would Harry Vote For?" thread in Touchy Topics, have a party, but keep it away from this section of the forum.

You don't think Harry would pants him?

[Priscellie]

Pants who?

[Shecky]

Oy. Another Laurel and Hardy skit.

Back on topic:

I will not keep trying to get Murphy to arrest Michael for public indecency because of his "Carpenter's crack".

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I will not let Bob write novels.

Are you kidding?? Harry would never have to work again.  Of course, there would be no living with Bob if he were actually paying the rent.  And nights out to the strip clubs would suddenly be undeniable work-related research.