Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[The Mrs Geek]

We already have a Richard, so that's why you're Bill.

Also, my daddy says I'm a princess.

ROFL

[Shecky]

We already have a Richard, so that's why you're Bill.

Also, my daddy says I'm a princess.

*squooshes cheeks* Yes, you are! You are! *blerts the belly*

[Priscellie]

*squooshes cheeks* Yes, you are! You are! *blerts the belly*

I can hurt you.

[Shecky]

I can hurt you.

Ooooh, she's talking already! Who's a smart little Jawa? Who is?

[Tribblechomper]

Ooooh, she's talking already! Who's a smart little Jawa? Who is?

Those who baby-talk Priscellie like that risk having Toot-Toot and the Za Lord Guard load up on pizza-flavored Ex-Lax and execute a bare-butt strafing run on themselves.

[blackwolf]

Given where I am thinking the reference is coming from (The Godfather, if I am not mistaken) I would hardly call that a "new" pop culture line. 

That was also a line from the Bill Engval show last season

Who's Bill?

See above coment

[Shecky]

That was also a line from the Bill Engval show last season

Where do you think HE got it?

See above coment

See above.

[blackwolf]

Where do you think HE got it?

See above.

I just dont rember that part from any of the Godfather movies and I did not read any books on it, If there are.

I may just well be wrong, and if I am wrong, than I am

[Shecky]

I just dont rember that part from any of the Godfather movies and I did not read any books on it, If there are.

I may just well be wrong, and if I am wrong, than I am

I don't recall it from the Godfather movies, either (didn't see those until many years later, anyway). I heard it as a kid growing up out in the country, where "he just needed killin', y'r'onner" is a justifiable defense.

[Quantus]

I good friend of mine swore that he would only have a daughter after he had four sons.  That way, when the little walking hormones came over to pick her up, he would show him pictures of his quarterback, his marine, his tae kwon do champion, and his and his rally racer;  That way the young buck would know that when my friend came after him, he'd have back-up.

I just got pictures of my friend's first child, Isabelle.   


The best laid plans...   

[Priscellie]

Maybe Isabelle could become a marine and tae kwon do champion.

[blackwolf]

Maybe Isabelle could become a marine and tae kwon do champion.

Dont forget Rally Racer

[Quantus]

Maybe Isabelle could become a marine and tae kwon do champion.

Hehe, That was his plan B.  But his wife made him promise to give her a chance to be feminine before he tries to turn her into too much of a tomboy.  And knowing all of us she'll end up as a gamer chick anyways.    Two words:  Sword Training   

[bookivore]

I will not sit on the porch whittling a new Blasting rod when Carlos comes to pick up Molly for their first date
Oh yes I will.  Michael needs backup, and he'd be too nice anyway.

And I will not give Molly The Look and say, "I hope you will not keep my friend 'Los out too late, Apprentice." 

[bookivore]

Bob:

I will not let Bob convince Butters to bring over a laptop and set up an internet connection to go surfing.
I will not let Bob get an Amazon account.  Or trade paperbacks online.  I will not tell the mailman that the brown paper packages are for "the skull in my basement".

I especially will not let Bob get caught in an online predator sting - even if it would be a fun way to get Murphy's ex in trouble ("well, the guy I was pretending to be a 14 year old with was actually a skull with a spirit stuck in it, and he actually always said he was a skull, so I'm not quite sure how to prosecute him...")

I will not get Bob paranormal romances.  I do not need him encouraging me any more than he already is to go to bed with anything female that comes by.

When the time comes, I will not take Bob to Ivy's Sweet Sixteen birthday party.  Or Molly's senior prom.