Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[Tempus Corvus]

I am NEVER allowed to perform The Rite of AshkEnte.
-EVER
-Even though I only need a fresh egg an two small sticks.
-If I do, I am not allowed to send him to a White Council meeting. Old wizards tend to react badly to his presence.
-Also, No summoning the Grim Squeaker. Mister might try to eat him.

[Democable]

a little thread nercomancy here

I am not allowed to refer to the Wardens as 'Aurors'

I am not allowed to ask if i can trade my Warden Cloak in for 'A Robe of the ArchMagi'
-Even if it does make The Merlin jealous

[Maltese Falcon]

I will never tell Thomas where the doughnut came from.
That will take some of my wizard secrets keeping drugs away.

I will however see if I can buy off some Fae to fill his house with candies in odd places randomly.

[Quantus]

I am not allowed to give the Za Lord's Guard missions for my own amusement.

[nanuq]

I am not allowed to give the Za Lord's Guard missions for my own amusement.

What's the point of shelling out money for pizza without something in return?

[Sorryman105]

What's the point of shelling out money for pizza without something in return?

The right to call oneself Lord of the Za Guard.

[Quantus]

I am not allowed to give the Za Lord's Guard missions for my own amusement.

To clarify:

I am not allowed to order the Za' Guard to:

-Fill Thomas's car entirely with packing peanuts. 
-Encase said car in plastic wrap. 
-Clean Mouses Ears (he hates it)
-Take naughty photos of Murphy, Luccio, or Molly (Bob cannot order this either)
-Listen to bob in any way.
-Replace Molly's Piercings with Winter Icicles.
-Retrieve a whisker of Mister as a Proof of Mettle. 
-make the steps Ice over only when salesmen or jehova's witnesses stop by

[Maltese Falcon]

To clarify:

I am not allowed to order the Za' Guard to:

-Fill Thomas's car entirely with packing peanuts. 
-Encase said car in plastic wrap. 
-Clean Mouses Ears (he hates it)
-Take naughty photos of Murphy, Luccio, or Molly (Bob cannot order this either)
-Listen to bob in any way.
-Replace Molly's Piercings with Winter Icicles.
-Retrieve a whisker of Mister as a Proof of Mettle. 
-make the steps Ice over only when salesmen or jehova's witnesses stop by

I will not make the Za' Guard wear leather and participate in any pride parades.
I will also not make them chant "were here, were fairy's get used to it"

Sorry but I just had to it popped into my head.

[Sûlien]

- I will never again wear in public the t-shirt that says "Save a broomstick; Ride a Wizard!"

*snorfle*  Harry might not wear it, but I'm damn tempted to make one that says that with the picture of Harry that I use as an icon.  Hmmmm....maybe for Comic Con in San Diego...

[Solspiral]

I will refrain from asking Georgia or any of the females if they want to "Bungle in the Jungle."
a) nor the male Alphas for that matter.
b) make that any werewolf

I will resist the temptation to call Luccio a cougar however appropriate

I will resist the temptation to sing "Suck my Kiss" when surround by members of the White Court

I will stop asking the ladies to polish my "blasting rod" at clubs

[Maltese Falcon]

I will stop quoting metalica and telling women I can take them "off to never never land"
This never works in bars, and when it does bad things happen.

[blackwolf]

I will stop quoting metalica and telling women I can take them "off to never never land"
This never works in bars, and when it does bad things happen.

Neither do the Alfa think it's funny when I sing Of Wolf And Man

[nanuq]

And singing "Hungry Like the Wolf" to them is a Really Bad Idea.

[Quantus]

I will never again end a Gaming night at the Alpha's with a midnight showing of Teen Wolf, no matter how much of a classic it may be.

[The Corvidian]

I will never quote Zevon's Werewolves of London around Billy or Georgia, again.