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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #195 on: April 28, 2008, 07:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Thrasher on April 28, 2008, 05:52:56 PM
I will not preface sex by saying "I put on my robe and wizard hat".

Nor will I counsel Billy to "put a hat on that wizard" if he and Georgia decide to wait to have puppies.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #196 on: April 28, 2008, 08:07:42 PM »
I will not use little chicago to get life like court side seats to anything expensive.
A) This counts doubly on dates the girls will think I am just cheap.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #197 on: April 28, 2008, 08:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Noey on April 28, 2008, 04:09:31 PM
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- Even if it does keep him quiet and the basement smelling better.

--Nor use him as a candle holder. Its very hard to get wax out of some of those little cracks.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #198 on: April 28, 2008, 08:49:56 PM »
Quote from: Quantus347 on April 28, 2008, 07:15:05 PM
LOL!  ;D now there's a classic reference
I'm glad at least one person got it, I was afraid no one would and it would be WAY less funny.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #199 on: April 28, 2008, 10:00:27 PM »
I shall never combine the three no matter how much power is in the three.
(The three being Magic the Gathering, D&D, and little Chicago)
No matter how much safer it is to fight my battles with dice and little figures, its just creepy controlling a whole city from my basement.

I shall never use little chicago to see if my current GF is cheating on me.
That constitutes magical stalking, and I think the karma there involves bad juju.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #200 on: April 29, 2008, 01:27:03 AM »
I must never ever shoot a fireball at someone and then roll a d20 for the results... Demons don't use 3.5 and tend to cheat... alot.

I will not at any time advocate forming a fellowship (with Murphy as the bearer) to throw the Denarians into a Volcano, no matter how much fun it would be.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #201 on: April 29, 2008, 01:56:23 AM »
Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on April 28, 2008, 10:00:27 PM
I shall never combine the three no matter how much power is in the three.
(The three being Magic the Gathering, D&D, and little Chicago)
No matter how much safer it is to fight my battles with dice and little figures, its just creepy controlling a whole city from my basement.

I shall never use little chicago to see if my current GF is cheating on me.
That constitutes magical stalking, and I think the karma there involves bad juju.

Which reminds me...

Using Little Chicago as a dungeon map in D&D is not to happen again. Ever. The sight of a ghostly 60-foot-tall charging slavering dwarf barbarian caused heart attacks all down the Midway.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #202 on: April 29, 2008, 03:37:39 AM »
Quote from: cornyphil on April 29, 2008, 01:27:03 AM

I will not at any time advocate forming a fellowship (with Murphy as the bearer) to throw the Denarians into a Volcano, no matter how much fun it would be.

Likewise, I will not warn Ebendolf to beware of Merluman.

After that, I will definitely not be liken Morgan to Wormtongue, Injun Joe to Legolas, or Michael to Aragorn (even though it's close).
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #203 on: April 29, 2008, 12:03:26 PM »
If anyone asks me if I'm hungry, I will not intone, 'The red wizard needs food badly.'
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #204 on: April 29, 2008, 01:54:00 PM »
*Nor will I drop a large pile of keys if I am not fed.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #205 on: April 29, 2008, 02:56:11 PM »
Quote from: Noey on April 29, 2008, 12:03:26 PM
If anyone asks me if I'm hungry, I will not intone, 'The red wizard needs food badly.'

Off topic but awesome song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rp9XvD5kXg
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #206 on: April 29, 2008, 04:27:34 PM »
Despite my tendency for fire magic, I will not call myself Fire Lord Ozai.
A. I like Iroh better anyway.
B. Also, calling myself "Dragon of the Midwest" is out.
a. The dragons I know would Firebend my butt to a crisp.

I will stop hexing the SciFi network for canceling the Dresden Files.
A. You all wondered how a wrestling show ended up on a network dedicated to Science Fiction programming.
B. Plus, Murphy and Molly keep accusing me of fraking up BSG.
C. And Blackthrone has suffered enough with Big Shots.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #207 on: April 29, 2008, 07:09:13 PM »
Quote from: Phane on April 29, 2008, 04:27:34 PM

I will stop hexing the SciFi network for canceling the Dresden Files.
A. You all wondered how a wrestling show ended up on a network dedicated to Science Fiction programming.


Yes, I did. Now please stop it!  :)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #208 on: April 29, 2008, 07:29:13 PM »
I will stop handing Molly Magic the Gather cards and telling her they are 'spell recipes'
-i will especially stop telling her she 'needs more mana'

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #209 on: April 29, 2008, 09:43:20 PM »
I will not greet Nic with "How's it hanging?"

I will not ask Eb if it's true what they say about BLACKstaffs?

The following songs are not to be sung in Mab's presence (...yeah I'm talking to you Bob!)
A.  You're as Cold as Ice
B.  Ice Ice Baby
C.  The Zamboni song
D.  I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream...
...Maeve either!



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