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Offline The Wolf formerly known as Shadow

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #90 on: April 12, 2008, 08:30:05 PM »
- I will not hang out with Michael just to get better parking spaces
- I will not go to Church just to see Lash cry
- I will not plant fungus demons in Murphy's bosses' cars
  A) Or Butters' Boss's Car
  B) Or Morgan's
  C) Or the Merlin's
  D) the list goes on
    a) am I sure I'm not allowed?

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #91 on: April 12, 2008, 09:25:23 PM »
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Under no circumstances am I allowed to threaten Mouse with Neutering.  Lets just say he doesn't think its funny.

Plus, he'd return the favor.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #92 on: April 13, 2008, 01:42:58 AM »
I will not offer to buy Murphy a dwarven waraxe
a)even if it's the right size

I will not refer to Lash as "number 6"
a)or Caprica 6

LOL!

I will not go around telling people I am Gaius Baltar for Halloween, either

I will not compare Murphy to Doc, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Dopey. 
I will not insult Butters' love for the Polka, or put down Weird Al Yankovic.
I will not confuse Titania with Tito Puente.
I will not say I will put a joke "Oberon" Titania either.

I will not confuse Marva Maid Milk, with Mavra either.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #93 on: April 13, 2008, 02:37:22 AM »
I will not try to hook Thomas up with Mavra to see if I can breed the new Gray vampires.

Life is too short to make puns about Murphy's height
   a.  heck, did it again.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #94 on: April 13, 2008, 03:16:22 AM »
I will not try to hook Thomas up with Mavra to see if I can breed the new Gray vampires.

Correct me if I am wrong but wouldn't that be Pink Vampires, not Grey?

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #95 on: April 13, 2008, 03:18:38 AM »
Correct me if I am wrong but wouldn't that be Pink Vampires, not Grey?

 :D

As long as they aren't lavender.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #96 on: April 13, 2008, 03:19:28 AM »
I want a lavendar vampire. 

Pretty.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #97 on: April 13, 2008, 03:21:30 AM »
Heh
Sorryman wants a vampire named Lavender.
If you are up to no good, please do no good for me too, okay?   ;D

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #98 on: April 13, 2008, 03:36:18 AM »
Miharu -- Mavra is Black Court.  White + Black = Grey. :D

Though the Thomas/Susan ship is referred to as "Pink Court" by my friends. :D

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #99 on: April 13, 2008, 03:44:58 AM »
- I am no longer allowed to set Thomas up on blind dates
  a) and if I do I can't schedule them at gay bars.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #100 on: April 13, 2008, 04:20:30 AM »
- Due to impending litigation, I am no longer allowed to make any claims of being "magically delicious"
- I have also been informed that Fidelacchius is not a toy, I am not of the Clan MacLeod, and that my Scottish accent is atrocious.
- I have been asked to stop telling newbie Wardens that most warlocks "just need a hug"

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #101 on: April 13, 2008, 04:22:03 AM »
- I have also been informed that Fidelacchius is not a toy, I am not of the Clan MacLeod, and that my Scottish accent is atrocious.

Oh the Highlander!  Wow, haven't thought about that in ages.  Thanks  :D

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #102 on: April 13, 2008, 04:24:46 AM »
Only the strongest can survive! In the end there can be only one!

- I am no longer allowed to make pop culture references that are too out of date for Molly to understand.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #103 on: April 13, 2008, 04:25:21 AM »
Heh
Sorryman wants a vampire named Lavender.

No i do not, I want one named (insert suitable romance goth name). I'll think of one later.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #104 on: April 13, 2008, 04:28:20 AM »
ok, keep me posted. Christmas is coming you know...
If you are up to no good, please do no good for me too, okay?   ;D