A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...

[Con]

A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...

Mac looks up and says "Harry, Thomas, Billy. The usual?"

[forumghost]

Harry then pulls out his Blasting Rod because that's way too much talking for it to be the real Mac.

[b4utoo]

They form a summoning Circle to bring Con forth from our reality for hijacking somebody else's idea of a post headline...then they proceed to bind him to the little kids table till the dresden files are complete without desert...

[Mira]

   Thomas says, " Nothing for me,thanks, since my return from Demonreach I've quit drinking and am working on my "Twelve Step" program, except in my case it is about twelve million...."

[b4utoo]

Then Harry pulls his gun! And says how about a cold beer Mac? Thomas stares at Harry....Billy stops to lick himself...

[Mira]

Then Harry pulls his gun! And says how about a cold beer Mac? Thomas stares at Harry....Billy stops to lick himself...

Thomas steps between Harry and Mac and reaches over scratches Billy behind the ear and gives him a piece of beef jerky from the bowl on the counter... "Well, that's step number one..."

[groinkick]

A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...

Mac looks up and says "Harry, Thomas, Billy. The usual?"

Harry would get steak with fries, and warm beer.  Billy would get some kibbles and bits.  Thomas would get the waitress that brought them the food.

[Bad Alias]

A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...

Mac looks up and says "Harry, Thomas, Billy. The usual?"

[Conspiracy Theorist]

Mac would silently put three bottles of his latest on the bar.

Why would they want anything else when every drop is personally passed by a former angel?

[Bad Alias]

Why would they want anything else when every drop is personally passed by a former angel?

Are you saying Mac's beer tastes like piss?

[Conspiracy Theorist]

And fracture their skulls. It was an iron bar.