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Offline Yuillegan

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The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« on: July 29, 2020, 02:35:16 AM »
Justine is Justin.

Because no one would see it coming, and it would be an awful reveal, and the only link is that there is an "e" on the end. Right in front of us this whole time...the purloined letter.

It gets worse the more you think about it.

From my brain to yours, enjoy.
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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2020, 02:57:37 AM »
 :o You're a terrible person.  ;)

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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2020, 04:21:07 AM »
Justin DuMorne.

Justine D. Mourn.

Maybe that's why we never learned her name?  Because it'd make it too obvious?

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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2020, 05:32:38 AM »
I mean, Goodman Grey could do it, if he could do magic...

No. I refuse to countenance any such thing :)

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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2020, 05:58:35 AM »
:o You're a terrible person.  ;)
Oh I know. Some days my brain does my no service at all.

I like that the rest of her name is D. Mourn - would make the whole thing so much cheesier.

Goodman could do it...maybe everyone is Justin. Maybe Nemesis is Justin. Maybe Harry is Justin!

I apologize. My brain overloaded then.
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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2020, 08:21:37 AM »
Justin had Bob, and access to Kemmlers knowledge, including body swapping, possession etc. Justine would have been a child when Harry killed him

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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2020, 01:20:08 PM »
No, not Goodman Gray... His evil twin, Grossman Gray.

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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2020, 02:51:59 PM »
No, not Goodman Gray... His evil twin, Grossman Gray.
LOL you made my day!

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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2020, 03:12:35 PM »
No, not Goodman Gray... His evil twin, Grossman Gray.

I would have guessed Goodman Grey- he's more evil, more polite, and prefers tea to coffee.

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Re: The worst Crack Theory I could think of
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2020, 03:18:01 PM »
I would have guessed Goodman Grey- he's more evil, more polite, and prefers tea to coffee.
I would assume Gray would be the surname, but we can compromise on him having an adopted British accent (because evil, duh) and drinking Earl Grey and going by Grossman Grey just to be contrary.