Da Guteer -Cussing 101

[Otlan]

As the name of this thread says, this thread is reserved fir the anchient art of Cussing, or Swareing, dependending on were your from. In an effort to keep people from being offended, ALL SWARE WORDS WILL BE HIDDEN WITH THE SPOILER TAG! Failure to do so may result in you being hit with the Ban Hammer.

Of course, if your someone who's Delicate Sensabilities are easily offended by Swareing, you shoudn't be here in the first place, so get the

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Fuck

out -_- !

Guess I'll start this off with a list of all the Sware Words I know the USA and they're meanings.

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Ass - Used to describe someone acting like an Idiot.

Asshole - Used to describe someone acting like an idiotic jerk.

Bastard - A higer grade then Asshole, used to describe a Guy, usually a Backstabber.

Bitch - Used to describe a Lady who is looking to start some Shit.

Boned - To be caught in an Unwinable Situation.

Cunt -A much, much higer grade then Bitch. Should not be used unless the Lady in question has commited a really hanoues act.

Cocksucker - Similer to Mother Fucker, but a lower grade.

Dick - Between an Ass and an Asshole.

Dickhead - Between Asshole and Bastard.

Dike - Not used very offten, almost as bad as Cunt.

Dunderfuck - Used to describe someone of extream stupidity.

Dumbass - Used to describe someone who has done something very stupid.

Dumbshit - Lower grade of Dumbass.

Damnit - Used to express Anger and Frustration at something.

Damn - Lower grade of Damnit .

Fuck - Used when a situation is screwed beyound all recognition, when you have screwed something up beyound repair or when you are well and trully Boned.

Fucker - Higher grade of Bastard.

Frick - Much lower grade of Fuck.

Fuckhead - Combination of Dumbass and Dunderfuck.

Frick it - Nicer way of say To Hell With It or Fuck It.

Fuck It - To risk it all or give up on .

Flying Fuck - To not not care or to tell someone to get lost.

Fuck You - Much Higer grade of Go To Hell.

Fuck You and the Horse you rode in on - To tell someone your sick of them and they're high and mighty attitude.

Goddamnit - To be so Angry and Frustrated you feel like a Higher Power is picking on you.

Gimp - Used to describe some who is Handicapped. Worse then Cunt, should never be used.

Ho - Another word for a Slut.

Aw Hell - Lower Grade of Fuck.

Go to Hell - To tell someone your done with they're attitued.

Jackass - Worse then a Dumass

Jackoff - Lower Grade of Mother Fucker.

Mother Fucker - Combination of Fucker and Bastard.

The N Word - Used to Degrade a Person of Color. Should never be used under any circumstances!

Shit - Lower Grade of Fuck, Higher Grade of Damnit.

Shithead - Lower Grade of Bastard.

Shit for Brains - Lower Grade of Dunderfuck.

Shitfaced - Someone who is exreamly Drunk.

Shitfuck - Higer Grade of Goddamnit.

Slut - A sexualy lose and easy woman.

Whore - Anotger was to say Slut.

That's all I can think of atm XP .

[Dina]

Ok, that was very extensive and informative for me. Thank you!

Let's see. I was amused to see a Spanish course in Picard, the other day. So I will begin with that.

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Me cago..., also used as "Me cago en ..." where "..." can take different values, like "mi vida" (my life), "Dios" (God), or just whatever is annoying you "Me cago en la computadora" (in the computer). The literal meaning of "Me cago" is "I am defecating" but that is not the given use. It is something you say when you are angry for something, but it is not said to anyone in particular. So, I believe it is equivalent to "Damn" or "Fuck" or "Shit" in different circumstances. In my country and in most Spanish speaking countries (as far as I know) it is very, very common.

Another thing I want to say is:

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"Hijo de puta", which literally means "son of a slut". It is an insult, of course. But in other contexts, it could be even a praise, like when you are watching a sportsman doing something great on tv and you say "qué hijo de puta, cómo hizo eso" (how he did that?). In that use, you are admiring that sportsman skill.

I hope I was clear. I will add more examples later.

[Otlan]

Ok, that was very extensive and informative for me. Thank you!

Let's see. I was amused to see a Spanish course in Picard, the other day. So I will begin with that.

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Me cago..., also used as "Me cago en ..." where "..." can take different values, like "mi vida" (my life), "Dios" (God), or just whatever is annoying you "Me cago en la computadora" (in the computer). The literal meaning of "Me cago" is "I am defecating" but that is not the given use. It is something you say when you are angry for something, but it is not said to anyone in particular. So, I believe it is equivalent to "Damn" or "Fuck" or "Shit" in different circumstances. In my country and in most Spanish speaking countries (as far as I know) it is very, very common.

Another thing I want to say is:

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"Hijo de puta", which literally means "son of a slut". It is an insult, of course. But in other contexts, it could be even a praise, like when you are watching a sportsman doing something great on tv and you say "qué hijo de puta, cómo hizo eso" (how he did that?). In that use, you are admiring that sportsman skill.

I hope I was clear. I will add more examples later.

Wow, I did not know any of that O_O . Here I thought

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Puta meant Pussy or Dickhead.

Latian certinaly has some intresting intricacies n_n .

[Dina]

As it happens, many words have different meanings when we talk about men or women. For instance, "zorro" means "fox" and it is metaphorically used as a praise for a cunning, clever man. Instead, the feminine version, "zorra" is used as an analogue of what you call "foxy" or "vixen" Something of a

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whore

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So, for example, if you say "

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puta

" to a woman, it is a prostitute. While "

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puto

", to a man, is a mildly rude word for "homosexual"

Also, if you say

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"puta"

not to a person but just like an interjection, it is equivalent to "

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I am screwed" or "Damn"

[Regenbogen]

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Ass - Used to describe someone acting like an Idiot.

Asshole - Used to describe someone acting like an idiotic jerk.

Bastard - A higer grade then Asshole, used to describe a Guy, usually a Backstabber.

Bitch - Used to describe a Lady who is looking to start some Shit.

Boned - To be caught in an Unwinable Situation.

Cunt -A much, much higer grade then Bitch. Should not be used unless the Lady in question has commited a really hanoues act.

Cocksucker - Similer to Mother Fucker, but a lower grade.

Dick - Between an Ass and an Asshole.

Dickhead - Between Asshole and Bastardcue - Not used very offten, almost as bad as Cunt.

Dunderfuck - Used to describe someone of extream stupidity.

Dumbass - Used to describe someone who has done something very stupid.

Dumbshit - Lower grade of Dumbass.

Damnit - Used to express Anger and Frustration at something.

Damn - Lower grade of Damnit .

Fuck - Used when a situation is screwed beyound all recognition, when you have screwed something up beyound repair or when you are well and trully Boned.

Fucker - Higher grade of Bastard.

Frick - Much lower grade of Fuck.

Fuckhead - Combination of Dumbass and Dunderfuck.

Frick it - Nicer way of say To Hell With It or Fuck It.

Fuck It - To risk it all or give up on .

Flying Fuck - To not not care or to tell someone to get lost.

Fuck You - Much Higer grade of Go To Hell.

Fuck You and the Horse you rode in on - To tell someone your sick of them and they're high and mighty attitude.

Goddamnit - To be so Angry and Frustrated you feel like a Higher Power is picking on you.

Gimp - Used to describe some who is Handicapped. Worse then Cunt, should never be used.

Ho - Another word for a Slut.

Aw Hell - Lower Grade of Fuck.

Go to Hell - To tell someone your done with they're attitued.

Jackass - Worse then a Dumass

Jackoff - Lower Grade of Mother Fucker.

Mother Fucker - Combination of Fucker and Bastard.

The N Word - Used to Degrade a Person of Color. Should never be used under any circumstances!

Shit - Lower Grade of Fuck, Higher Grade of Damnit.

Shithead - Lower Grade of Bastard.

Shit for Brains - Lower Grade of Dunderfuck.

Shitfaced - Someone who is exreamly Drunk.

Shitfuck - Higer Grade of Goddamnit.

Slut - A sexualy lose and easy woman.

Whore - Anotger was to say Slut.

That's all I can think of atm XP .

Hello, there. I didn't have much time lately. I'll come back to that later with typical German swearing. For now I realized, there are some similarities to the English swear words. I mean, that they are exactly the same. Some are considered vulgar.
Those I can think of are:

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Was zur Hölle...? - What the hell...?

Bastard -bastard

Schwanzlutscher - cocksucker

Fahr zur Hölle - go to hell
(though "fahren" means "to drive", but I think the similarity counts here)

Fick dich - fuck you

Hure - whore

Schlampe - bitch or maybe better slut

Scheiße - shit

Heilige Scheiße - holy shit

verdammt - damn

Similarity to Spanish:

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Hurensohn - hijo de puta

;-)

Some German words:

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Du kannst mir den Buckel runter rutschen --- word for word translation: " you can slide down my back"; meaning:
I don't care, referring to a person.
Same meaning:
Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken ("you can lick my arse")
Du kannst mich mal kreuzweise (" ... like a cross")
Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei --- I don't care (referring to a Situation) roughly translated : "this walks by my arse"

 

More later when my brain is more awake.
I have to sleep now.


OK. One Bavarian one I do have now, because I like it so much, though I don't really use it. It was a Bavarian comedian who said that in one of his shows. I'm going to translate it. It's kind of funny. It's what the father of a tennis playing boy tells the mother of his son's opponent. The name calling is getting more and more intense.

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"Du Brunzkachel, du ogsoachte! Sowas wie du gehört mit der Scheißbürstn nauskehrt!"
--- "You tile in a toilet, that has been pissed upon! A thing like you is supposed to be swept out with the toilet brush!"
Though the vulgar "Brunzkachel" means something more like "piss tile" and "Scheißbürste" can be translated as " shit brush"

Sorry for the vulgarity. ;-)

[Dina]

LOL, that is so funny, Regen!

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About this:
Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei --- I don't care (referring to a Situation) roughly translated : "this walks by my arse"
We have (and widely use, with the same sense you described here) "Me chupa un huevo" which is translated as "this is licking one of my eggs" but eggs in the sense of testicles. There is even a TV spot (more than one, it's a campaign actually) that I will go to describe because it is funny. It's from a lottery, so the idea is that the main character of the spot does not care for something annoying because he just won the lottery, but that is illustrated because another person tells them "Veo que te está chupando un huevo" (I see an egg licking you) and there is an animated chicken egg, with a face, and licking that person arm or something.

For the same "I don't care" meaning but for a person, we have some very rude expressions. One very similar to the one I described. "Chupame un huevo" (You lick one of my eggs). Also
"chupame la pija" (suck my dick, is very, very, rude) and there is also the "lick my arse" ("chupame el culo") but this is less used than the other two.

Side note: Chupar is the verb that means both lick, as in lick an ice cream stick and suck as in "use a straw to drink". In the sentences above I translated the word "chupame" as lick me or suck me according to what I've felt is accurate :-)

[Fcrate]

Hah, this topic is quite fun..
@Otlan: Thanks for starting it. I have no comment on the American ones, except that I love

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I don't give a flying fuck.

@Dina:

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Me cago

is new, even after years of hearing spanish people swear on teamspeak. Thank you for the masculine and feminine explanation though.. This I had no clue about, I also didn't know that

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Hijo de puta could be used as an exclamation for how awesome I am in the game.. but it explains a lot

@Regen:

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Other than Sheisse and Fick dich, all these are new, and they give me more ammunition to use in teamspeak later. Thank you!

Arabic swear words (Egyptian dialect mostly, but understood by everyone) are a little tricky because of the pronunciation. We use numbers to compensate for sounds that doesn't exist in the greek alphabet.  So for starters, let me explain those a bit: (Warning: tl;dr)
2 = A in the beginning of a word, example: "fo2ak" should be pronounced as "fo'ak"
3 = A sound from the bottom of the throat, like the beginning of a growl.
5 = kh, a sound like the german "ch" in "achtung".
6 = T, but more flat, and comes from the whole of the tongue touching the top of the mouth.
7 = a heavy, throaty H.
8 or 3' = a sound like the French "r"
9 = a much heavier "S"

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A7a (a'ha) - shit, damn
ibn/bent el a7ba (ahba) -son/daughter of a whore. (As hurensohn or hijo de puta)
kosomak (male)/kosomek (female)- literally means: you're your mother's pussy, actually means: you can go to hell.
Kafer(male)/kafra(female) - literally means: infidel, actually used to express amazement at someone's skill or audacity.

Got to go now, I'll post more later.

[Regenbogen]

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"Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn" = "Heaven, arse and thread"
used to get more colour into your curse than by just sayin "Scheiße"

Same meaning (only Bavaria):
"Zefix!" = short form of "Kruzifix" as religion ralated curses go.

"Bluadige Heanakrepf" Bavarian pronounciation of "Blutige Hühnerkröpfe" (nobody says that)= "bloody chicken struma" I think.


Others meaning "you annoy me":
Relatively nice ones. You can say that in public or in front of children or even priests:

" Du fällst mir auf den Wecker" (="you fall me on the alarm clock")
"Du gehst mir auf den Zeiger" ("you go on the pointer")

Same meaning, but don't say that in front of children or priests:

"Du gehst mir auf den Sack" ("you go on my balls")

More to come. It is always important to extend your knowledge.


One more. I'm not sure, if this is official but it's funny and my father calls it people with very broad faces. Not nice but funny:

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"Pfannakuachaquerschluckergsicht" in not dialect:"Pfannkuchenquerschluckergesicht" = face oft someone who swallows pancakes kind of with the broadest side first without cutting or rolling them or doing anything to make them small enough to fit into your mouth

[Dina]

I laughed so hard.

[Otlan]

One more. I'm not sure, if this is official but it's funny and my father calls it people with very broad faces. Not nice but funny:

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"Pfannakuachaquerschluckergsicht" in not dialect:"Pfannkuchenquerschluckergesicht" = face oft someone who swallows pancakes kind of with the broadest side first without cutting or rolling them or doing anything to make them small enough to fit into your mouth

I tried saying that, and my toung tied it's self in a knot and commited suicide XD . That's like trying to say Superkalfraglisticexpalidoucious XD

[Otlan]

@Dina: I think I remember you telling me once that didffrent words in Spanish could have diffrent meanings . But I honestly did not know any of that XD .

@Fcrate: Don't thank me, you guys inspired me to set this up, I just made the thread XD .

LMAO XD !! Ya,

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I don't give a Rat's Ass and I don't give a Flying Fuck

actually mean the same thing XD. They're the equivielent of What Regen said

Some German words:

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Du kannst mir den Buckel runter rutschen --- word for word translation: " you can slide down my back"; meaning:
I don't care, referring to a person.
Same meaning:
Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken ("you can lick my arse")
Du kannst mich mal kreuzweise (" ... like a cross")
Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei --- I don't care (referring to a Situation) roughly translated : "this walks by my arse"

[Dina]

I tried saying that, and my toung tied it's self in a knot and commited suicide XD . That's like trying to say Superkalfraglisticexpalidoucious XD

I am pretty good saying that, actually. It is written a little different in English than in the Spanish version I saw as a child, but I love that word. And the movie.

[Regenbogen]

I tried saying that, and my toung tied it's self in a knot and commited suicide XD . That's like trying to say Superkalfraglisticexpalidoucious XD

LOL
Thats funny. Where is it from?

Thinking of long words to knot tongues, I always loved one as a child. It's no swear word, but the title of a children's book by Michael Ende (the guy who also wrote Neverending Story):
Der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch. 
A story about a wizard and a witch competing doing the most evil things on Dec.31 with a deadline until midnight. And if I remember correctly their cat and raven trying to stop them. I have to read that to my little one again.

LOL there is an english translation!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_of_Wishes

https://www.amazon.de/Night-Wishes-Satanarchaeolidealcohellish-Childrens-Collections/dp/168137188X/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=night+of+wishes+michael+ende&qid=1581674107&sr=8-3

[Otlan]

I am pretty good saying that, actually. It is written a little different in English than in the Spanish version I saw as a child, but I love that word. And the movie.

No surprise it's written diffrently in Spanish, I'm not even sure  I spelled it right XD .
And yes, that is one of the gratest movies ever made n_n <3 !

[Otlan]

LOL
Thats funny. Where is it from?

Thinking of long words to knot tongues, I always loved one as a child. It's no swear word, but the title of a children's book by Michael Ende (the guy who also wrote Neverending Story):
Der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch. 
A story about a wizard and a witch competing doing the most evil things on Dec.31 with a deadline until midnight. And if I remember correctly their cat and raven trying to stop them. I have to read that to my little one again.

LOL there is an english translation!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_of_Wishes

https://www.amazon.de/Night-Wishes-Satanarchaeolidealcohellish-Childrens-Collections/dp/168137188X/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=night+of+wishes+michael+ende&qid=1581674107&sr=8-3

*Nearly has a heart attack and dies* O_O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pu1adxqUAg YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MARRY POPPINS O_O !?!?!?!?!

@Dina: Indeed I did not spell it right, go figure XD .

My toung hates you a lot right now XD . Although that dose sound like an intresting book n_n . Almost like a Grim Fairytale XD .