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Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« on: May 25, 2018, 01:37:51 AM »
  I don't believe its ever been established if Ramirez ever lost his virginity after it was revealed by Lara in White Night that he was a virgin but in my headcanon he is still one. This made me feel even worse for him after the events of Cold Case....

  If I ever got to ask Jim a funny question at a Q&A it would be is Ramirez ever going to get laid? I can even imagine a short story where Harry, Mouse, and Butters take him to a bar to try to be his wing men only to have the whole thing ruined when Thomas shows up....

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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2018, 02:31:20 AM »
WOJ is that he's still a virgin. At this point I think it's a save yourself till marriage kind of deal.

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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2018, 03:00:54 AM »
There could be some power in virginity. Perhaps it could come into play at some point.

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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2018, 04:18:11 AM »
Well virgins do make great sacrifices.....  Or maybe Leah will want to take it...  Or who knows!  I do think it's important since Molly, and Ramirez are both virgins, and pretty old to still be so in this day and age.
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2018, 07:16:41 AM »
Was there anything said in the short story where Molly put the hurt on Carlos that tells us he's still a virgin?  Just because Molly is doesn't tell us anything about him.
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2018, 08:18:48 AM »
If he was a virgin before cold case, then tough luck, I don't think he'll ever get laid. Molly did a number on him, probably castrated him, and if not, then he'll never be able to get it up after the first time's traumatic experience. Poor guy. :P
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2018, 12:33:20 PM »
If he was a virgin before cold case, then tough luck, I don't think he'll ever get laid. Molly did a number on him, probably castrated him, and if not, then he'll never be able to get it up after the first time's traumatic experience. Poor guy. :P
He's not that bad off, as of the first chapter of Peace Talks.  Walks with a cane but still mobile, and not indication of more...dramatic mutilation.  Granted his interest in Molly is probably nice and obliterated, but I doubt that would be enough to turn him off for life. 
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2018, 01:30:19 PM »
He's not that bad off, as of the first chapter of Peace Talks.  Walks with a cane but still mobile, and not indication of more...dramatic mutilation.  Granted his interest in Molly is probably nice and obliterated, but I doubt that would be enough to turn him off for life. 
The Lady's mantle protects itself, with extreme prejudice. He probably has a ball-tie.
You mentioned the first chapter of PT (Hell, reminds me of school). I'm inrigued: WOOOT? :O
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2018, 01:40:52 PM »
The Lady's mantle protects itself, with extreme prejudice. He probably has a ball-tie.
You mentioned the first chapter of PT (Hell, reminds me of school). I'm inrigued: WOOOT? :O
The first chapter of Peace Talks was released to the Dresden Files Card Game Kickstarter backers as a stretch-goal reward.  It's just Thomas and Harry out having a morning jog and a talk about family, when Carlos shows up to inform harry about the incoming Peace Talks and his (Harry's) expected role in them. 
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2018, 02:39:51 PM »
Cool thanks :D It didn't say if Carlos still has his gonads?
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2018, 02:53:47 PM »
Cool thanks :D It didn't say if Carlos still has his gonads?
...Harry didnt think to ask.  :o ??? :P 

That would have been the most awkward answer to "How's it Hanging"  ever
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2018, 02:57:24 PM »
Is that not one of the things The Winter Lady molly now owes Ramirez??
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2018, 03:06:22 PM »
...Harry didnt think to ask.  :o ??? :P 

That would have been the most awkward answer to "How's it Hanging"  ever
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Is that not one of the things The Winter Lady molly now owes Ramirez??
She owes him a new ballsack?
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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2018, 04:54:14 PM »



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Re: Will Ramirez ever get laid?...
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2018, 05:10:46 PM »
That's how you know the Dresden Files is fiction.  No way a wizard named Carlos Ramirez doesn't get laid...  It just doesn't happen.  The name alone would get him all kinds of action.
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