Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

[j3nnee]

My penpal online from Japan
Who's a slightly older man
Taught me that phrase
one of these past days

He's been too busy to chat
So, I miss helping with his English at that
He was doing really well
Till my change in schedu-el

I hope he will chat with me soon
Before the next blue moon
As I liked to learn about Asian culture
Like roadkill is interesting to a vulture

*bows* MUUSU BUUGARUU

[Ms Duck]

there was a little thread quite mired
to win free some wit is mite required
so dust off your arse
send in poetic farce
with as much humor as can conspired

[KarlTenBrew]

For me to compare thee to moose burger,
Inspiration limitless bounds to me.
Yet sonnets are hard, my trouble you see?
Bemoan! Wail!  Toil!  Sorrow for writer!
Yet toil worthy is sonnet moose burger,
A goal so few attain, but glory be!
For if easy such worth is lost to he
Whom such a task undertakes as writer.
Inspired forthwith do I labor, Love,
Till thy completion nary shall I rest!
For sonnet sounds born of man fly above
All other forms of poetry as best.
So I present you a ditty, by shove,
As off through the sunset I ride, the West!

[Blaze]

*golf claps*  Bravo Bravo

[KarlTenBrew]

That's just the Italian sonnet, I'm still working on the Shakespearian one

[angel relic]

I'm Baaaaaaaack! 

Quick, hide the kids.

Okay...let's see...hmmm...how do I do this again?

Ahhhh, got it!


If I thought about the time
I've spent in this here thread, divine
I'd cast a glance in Duck's flight path
and watch her founder and take a bath.

If I saw and read the whole
of Blaze's entire works ensouled
I'd see a scribe, bent and leaned
over a bench of prose unseen.

If I looked and saw again
my posts in here before the spin
I'd see the less of all here spoke
and still count myself a lucky bloke.

Moose O' Moose, welcome the new
rhymers and lovers of crappiest Muse
KTB and J3 lighteth the way
For 'Burgers dawning of brighter new day!

[j3nnee]

The moose got loose
And fell into a noose
Where it couldn't vamoose
So we called it Luce
But it died, boo hoos
So we cut it up like a goose
And made burgers, uh uhms

*bows*

[Piotr1600]

There was a Germanic Moose-Burgher
That is - a four footed Alpine denizen
Whose randy hobbies preferred Cougars
You know, attractive females older than him
These ladies - With a lusty Teutonic fervor
They repeatedly ate up all his love-venison
When sated for now, they were heard to murmur
Tomorrow, yah, yah, we do this again?
I'll bring my friend Helga with some Limburger
And we'll make a sandwich of friends...

[Ms Duck]

Bravo, folks, one and all

and Piortr, bonus points for a new definition of moose booger

 

I need a deep breath
been talking to Sameth
in verse quite eldreth
the gender of the zilla

quoted things to death
argued how eggs do geth
for times quite umptieth
the gender of the zilla

a poem this aint macbeth
for art not andrew wyeth
He says Steve I say Lizbeth
the gender of the zilla

 

[Ms Duck]

couldnt sleep last nite, so logged on to COV and was playing until around 4am

a duck, on a task force, at 4am, is a terrible thing

this was my battle sonnet, improvved during the assult on lord recluse's base:

Our lady leader forgot to type
"plan is, lets just dont wipe"
so we charged ahead
cried 'leeroy', now dead
made into tasty  spider tripe

we came on, fought and died
all bled for our leader's pride
shot off my boobs
yelled 'you n00bs'
'debt is a badge' we cried

 

[Blaze]

I am working on my Star Trek Story
Want it to be fun and a little bit gory...
Don't really know if it will get too far,
Who ever thinks about the Jem'Hadar...

No canon characters, cause I don't care
about the main fleet or what's happening there
This takes place on the fleet's underside
Where the non-type-As all have to go and hide

Where they're allowed to have an opinion
about politics and even the Dominion
In older ships and with many a quirk
You disable the holodeck or you're a jerk...

I am working on my Star Trek Story
Want it to be funny, and also gory
A little more real and little bit crazy
No time travel or plots that are lazy...

[Arkteia]

Disclaimer: Anything I post in here is entirely due to Angelrelic 


I like poetry
It gives me a thrill
til I found Mosseburger
Now it gives me a chill

AR gave me
a link to this
shouldda listened to my momma
and gave this thread a miss

I look again
it makes me laugh
seeing you all rhyme
in wit and mirth and gaff

I like wit
and happy places
with stuff from AR
Duck, everyone! and of course Blazes

I hope this
little rhyme of mine
has a place in this thread
cos lets face it,its not divine

thank you guys
I get a thrill
from really bad witty rhymes
I'm laughing my socks of still

Anyone want a spare stocking? 

[Blaze]

Welcome to the thread,
Barefoot Arkteia
Even it the tread
Started as a lark to ya.

We love your rhyme
We love a gaff
We want the time
spent here to be a laugh.

*HUGS*

[Arkteia]

((Blaze))

thank you Blaze
thats really sweet
no-way on earth
can I compete

My wit is stale
it's such a crime
I just can't write
in witty rhyme

[Piotr1600]

My poets skills are fairly pathetic
And my wits are sadly, arthritic
It slows nor stops me - not a bit
this evident lack of rhyming wit
Where the mooseburger poetry is bad
"That's the worst thing I've ever had"
is something of a target see?
For depositing dyspeptic poetry