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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #180 on: November 26, 2009, 04:55:42 PM »
this poem does not quite worky
so please pass the cranberry jam
cant rhyme anymore with turkey
murky, quirky, lurkey used they am
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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #181 on: November 26, 2009, 05:04:36 PM »
ahem:
http://www.jimbutcheronline.com/bb/index.php/topic,14748.70.html

so friends draw forth a drink or tipple
I compose a prose to make Shecky ripple
please hum along
ease out a song
the ballad of the crispy lesbian nipple

(MSD, you might want to Flee)

Ohhhh for saphic love
(boobs well cooked)
sweet as a dove
(crunchy overlooked)

take it away, Blaze or Relic  ;D
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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


That's been disabled. But I can still CALL you Fup Duck. -Shecky

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #182 on: November 26, 2009, 05:13:33 PM »
forbidden tasty sup
(crunchy peaks)
burnt-ass cups
(tasty treats)
 ;D
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 05:15:07 PM by angel relic »
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #183 on: November 26, 2009, 09:36:27 PM »
Sappho, Sappho,
where oh where
Did you go?

Sappho, Sappho,
searched high
Searched low.

Multitudinous gay guys
when I look
do I espies

But though
I look both
High and low

I have not found
dear Sappho
of double mound.

Should I land
on Lesbos
Island

Should I find
women
on my mind.

I won't do
the trick
for you.

I long for stick
and wurst
make it thick.


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Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #184 on: November 26, 2009, 10:46:21 PM »
(cue country music..badly)

I aint got cares
for my fried eggs
mostly guys stares
at my long legs

it's All JB's fault
a orrible waste
his books exalt
crispy tit's taste

But MSD has gotta run
thats all I tell you
boobs as big as the sun
made for barbi que

it's All JB's fault
a orrible waste
his books exalt
crispy tit's taste

she was his fan
so brave and loyal
now we wrap her cans
in aluminum foil

it's All JB's fault
a orrible waste
his books exalt
crispy tit's taste
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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


That's been disabled. But I can still CALL you Fup Duck. -Shecky

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #185 on: November 26, 2009, 11:34:05 PM »
Thomas shirtless, nekkid Harry
These images
Make me tarry.

Kincaid when Murphy's pants
he's grabbing
also my entrance.

Author, author, some for each!
Leaves us all lost for speech!

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #186 on: November 27, 2009, 12:05:33 AM »
*shudder*
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #187 on: November 27, 2009, 01:45:11 AM »
Shecky shudders
Shecky sputters
Eye wash me!
Shecky stutters.
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #188 on: November 27, 2009, 01:48:30 AM »
Thunder roll!
Dwarf shudder!
Grassy Gnoll!
Fried Udder!

Rhodes to roam!
S cars Go !
Fish filet groan!
Baby G blow!

Dalek with wings!
seasoning the witch!
these are things!
make Shecky twitch!

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Quote from: Griffyn612 on March 22, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


That's been disabled. But I can still CALL you Fup Duck. -Shecky

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #189 on: November 27, 2009, 03:35:18 AM »
Which reminds me of the dwarves' dishwashing song in The Hobbit...
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #190 on: November 27, 2009, 03:36:30 AM »
Me, too!
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #191 on: November 27, 2009, 04:39:14 AM »
Our Dear disturbed Ms. Duck
In another thread she's shipping
Potential Sapphic escapades
"HIB and Invidia du Barbeque"

Barbequed boobs, oh luck (say's Duck)
with nipple-flakes a-dripping
Happily Tavi applies fury(ous) Raid
before the scene provides more "EEEEEWWWWW"
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #192 on: November 27, 2009, 04:46:37 AM »
Bravo!  Bravo!  *throws Piotr a rose*
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #193 on: November 27, 2009, 06:23:27 AM »
this place it rocks
and has a duck
this forum I have joined
you all are kindred
spirits me thinks
so on me have a drink
I hope your holidays
were wonderful plays
of eating and enjoying
family and friendships sowing
forever and a day

(or something like that)
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #194 on: November 27, 2009, 05:36:33 PM »
You people are all Sick™. Which explains why I'm uncannily comfortable here.
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