Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

[Ms Duck]

sniffffff awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww huuuuuuuuugs

gong!

you win the deep feelings round.

next topic ?

[Ms Duck]

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

when luke has got
to hit exaust ports
or rescue princesses
from space moon forts

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

 what Han and Chewie
do in kinky gay resorts
Leia will soon find out
she reads Boba Fetts reports

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

Luke finaly gets laid
Empires Hand of sorts
shes just annother sister
this will end in family courts

its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

Now Hand is dead, Leia wed,
where will Luke find support ?
R2 is a lesbian, mommy dead
the ghost of Yoda is too short


its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force
its the force , of course,
its the force , of course,
everyone knows its the force

--off to yall..keep adding lyrics !

[Chianacat]

I love myself,
I think I'm grand,
When I go out,
I hold my hand.
I slip my arm,
around my waist,
when I get fresh,
I slap my face.

thank you *takes deep curtsy*

[Ms Duck]

and in the eve
i do deduce
do you yourself
possibly seduce ?

[Blaze]

Those are the lyrics to the Acorn song!  I know that one!

Spock is in shock
It is a quirk
When he sees a naked Kirk
Laying there himself to jerk,
Or with the crewman Fred.

He went to Scott
to share the cot
found there was a
big wet spot
DNA said Crewman Fred.

Crewman Fred wears a red shirt
He sure does get around
Where he stops he makes a squirt
and a guttural sound.

So Spock is in shock
and Kirk must hock
his favorite clock
with a big tick tock
to buy some batteries to stock
All for Crewman Fred.

[Ms Duck]

out in space
was crewman Fred
jolly and gay
the life he led.

"this is illogical"
Mr Spock dryly said
"He cant be happy
His shirt is quite red"

so they beamed him
down to an alien club med
but he was gaurding mccoy
so now our Fred is bled dead.

[Blaze]

Leonard said, "Dead, Jim,
"dead, is Crewman Fred.
"You know it's him.
You know he's dead.
Send some gold shirt down instead."

The ghost of Fred
Flew up and said,
"I'm dead Kirk,
you super-jerk,
because my shirt was red."

Kirk was sad.
He felt quite bad,
until Spock-o spake:
"If death was caused
by shirts of red
Mr. Scott would be quite dead."

Then Uhuru stood,
Her legs looked good
from beneath her mini.
"Scotty has died,"
She said and sighed.

"Ye canae keep me dune,
Ay'm nae buffoon,"
The engineer up-piped.
"Ay'll ne'r die lake same
aither guy
Because Ay'm tae well liked."

[One Duck]

All that doth flow we cannot liquid name
Or else would fire and water be the same;
But that is liquid which is moist and wet
Fire that property can never get.
Then 'tis not cold that doth the fire put out
But 'tis the wet that makes it die, no doubt.

[Blaze]

Is it the nature or the zen?
What douses fire best?
Absence of oxygen.

[One Duck]

Brava! That was good Blaze!

[Blaze]

*Dips a curtsy*

Thank you.  I was going to go on, but I liked it that short.   

[One Duck]

'Twas perfect as it was

[Blaze]

:|blush|:

[One Duck]

Sorry if I was too effusive

[Blaze]

Not at all.  I am a praise junky.