Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

[angel relic]

I thought this poem thing over
I thought this poem thing through
Then Blaze started in with Dan Rather
And lunch was tasted anew.

I wished sucrease from torment
I wished for agonies lax
But The Duck then called it wisdom
to entreat me with penguin sax.

I never wished for harm
I never thought to tempt
the muses of ryhme and meter
to destroy my intellect.

But here I stand in rebellion
And here I stand corrected
I still spit in the face of Dante,
fine poetry remaines unmolested.

 

[Blaze]

No Molestar!
No Polestar!
The Starnosed Mole
She shuns the cold
When traveling afar.

[Ms Duck]

payday has finnaly come
can at last pay my bills
drink some coke and rum
enjoy MMO thrills

the money is now all gone
wasted it all on frills
geus im off to pawn
my drugs, meds and pills

feds got too much guile
time to write my wills
young pretty ducks get trial
old ones they shoots to kills

from all my friends a toast
and say we miss her still
ducks make a tasty roast
quick fire up the bbq grill

[Blaze]

The menfolks they line up
Ready as they are to sup
Lick their lips and smacker
It's time to eat the quacker.

O! would that she were quick
Now that the men are thick
around her breast and thighs
chests heaving with sighs.

Nor will she be pleased at
the sausage stuffing that
from her tail to her crop
Is packed in so that she'd pop.

[Ms Duck]

Blaze our lithsome ghoul
in a most unkind hour
finds no brians to drool
no matter how she scour

oh with orrible dread
she lurched to her tower
be a vegetarian undead
 have to dine on caulifower

[Blaze]

Best
Run
Away
I'm
Noshing
Soon!

[Ms Duck]

let loose by ancient gypsy curse
driving fast in her dragula hearse
all rhodes to roam
S car go foam
Ducks' puns run from bad to verse

[Ms Duck]

oh to compose
a lovely prose
but too tired
to be inspired
off to graze
your turn blaze

[angel relic]

Gonna try, a new thing
going to go a'caroling
it'll be great, and not to cold
On next Tues, ain't I bold?

Kahki shorts, t-shirt too
78 and warm, no Achooo!
In AZ, we have no frost
lest it forms with AC's cost.

[Ms Duck]

there once twas a lady quite quirky
her thighs sweet and breasts perky
she toasted her friends with wine
they reached for their knives to dine
"No you fools im a duck not a trukey!"


Happy Other- Fowl then me day 

[j3nnee]

Harry came a wizarding and he did "foraze"
Uh huh... Uh huh...

Harry came a wizarding an he did "foraze"
Uh huh... Uh huh...

Harry came a wizarding and he did "foraze"
Mouse and Molly by his sides
Uh huh... uh huh... uh huh

(runs and hides)

[Ms Duck]

j3nnee:

welcome, my young one
welcome to the pun fun
with rhymes or meter
sometimes we cheat 'er
welcome, tis now begun
for
the
duck
says
moose booger

[Yeratel]

Moose burger haiku
Is not much of a challenge,
It's easy to do.

[Blaze]

At dawn
on Thanksgiving
I yawn
Barely living
The day is gray
The day is gravy

I wish you adieu
With my fingers all wavy.

[angel relic]

What a nobel bird, the turkey!
ignores it's lack of soaring ability
knowing it's future is all to murky
submits to desires, culinary
gives us stuffing and giblet gravy
What a noble bird, the turkey!