OK, you know what I really want for Xmas?
Someone has an avatar with a keyboard that has a Fuego sign on it. I WANT something like the Staples easy button, but it says Fuego and when you punch it with your fist a huge gas flame ignites! Dangerous yes. Not for kids yes. BUT I WANT ONE!!!
I could burn little bits of paper in it when some sentence I write deserves to be roasted.
I could slam it when someone is being irritating in front of my desk.
I could light it to get warm and fuzzy inside.
I could brighten a dreary night.
I could kill werewolves, zombies, wicked witches, and all those countless fairy tale tv series (to be fair, I hear they are good--I just don't want to watch them) with it.
I could really flame someone on line and they would never know it.
I could live out an OCD fantasy and every time I finish a paragraph, I could hit it.
What could you NOT do with a fuego easy button?
Wonder if I got someone really drunk at Buzzy Multimedia they might actually make me one... And not by putting it on a t-shirt--although that is a safe alternative...
So what's on your list for the holidays? No killing off people though--no matter how vile they might be.
