I would never threaten another SHOV resident
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That said, and to answer your statement, Don, I always have at least 2 swords, several pistols, a shotgun, and my quarter staff on me at all times. With a healthy dose of awesome voice, dangerously genre savvy, and tall/dark/meh, I am always prepared to fight to the pain!
Besides, Snow, how old are you?