Weird - caught us in mid conversation.

[MetalFae]

years ago, i managed a 7-11

it was beside th state pilice bunker, and down the street from mnay bars

there was one particualr trooper, a murphy type albeit a bit younger who got the job of hanging around the bars on weekends in a mini skirt in order to keep a secret eye out for potential trouble ( we were near the college)

one night after work, she came in for her coffee, and we were yakking, when 3 very drunk guys came in.

I looked at her, then walked over to them and offered to call them a taxi cab to give them a lift home

drubnk guys " nooo imnot dwunk. wtach!' pulls two glass soda bottles out of the fridge, tries to juggle, and hits the short cute blond cop in the head, knocking her down.

ya know, i knew the bunke rhad about 40 cops and 15 cars and even a tnak, but i dint know we had a chopper until that night

they charged those guys with everything, including blocking traffic from when one guy tried to run for it, tripped, and fell in the middle of the highway

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BAAAHAHAHAHA OMG *gaspsforbreath*

THAT. Is. Hilarious.

[MetalFae]

Yes..  the way I learned to play the game, you have to say "I never" followed by something you've actually done.

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And the story of the next day..  I was working for a guy who owned a bar and a restaurant (a diner) right next door to one another.  I was drinking with my boss that night.  I went into the diner the next morning to tell the story.  He bought me breakfast. 

While I was sitting there, one of the waitresses came over to me with a message, "Smiley says hi".  I looked around and saw three young women from Tennessee that I had met a few months before.  The were back in town for some reason or other. 

I was not planning on going out that night, but they were leaving the next day, so...  Anyway, it was a good night.

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Ouch, Duck.  That was unwise.

Oh really? I thought you actually had to say stuff you haven't done.. Oh well.

So..it ended up being a good thing because those girls thought you were bad ass and uh...showed you a good time?  *confused*

[Ms Duck]

this one is for the boys:

one of my stores overlooked the college itself, specifically the girls only dorm which had its own (girls only, swimsuits optional) enclosed swimming pool

now you cants see the pool from the street, but you can if you go over the bridge and use a high powered lens

ebst way to do that is to go thru my drive thru, orde rsomething, take  a left, than circle around and go thru my drive thru again

I had..diffiuclties..explaing to my district manager why my store sold so many 99c fries thru drive thru every summer..

[MetalFae]

this one is for the boys:

one of my stores overlooked the college itself, specifically the girls only dorm which had its own (girls only, swimsuits optional) enclosed swimming pool

now you cants see the pool from the street, but you can if you go over the bridge and use a high powered lens

ebst way to do that is to go thru my drive thru, orde rsomething, take  a left, than circle around and go thru my drive thru again

I had..diffiuclties..explaing to my district manager why my store sold so many 99c fries thru drive thru every summer..

Wow, that's amazing lol!

[Don]

Oh really? I thought you actually had to say stuff you haven't done.. Oh well.

So..it ended up being a good thing because those girls thought you were bad ass and uh...showed you a good time?  *confused*

Yeah..  not so much of an entertaining story, but things ended up good for me.

[MetalFae]

Yeah..  not so much of an entertaining story, but things ended up good for me.

Wow. I didn't know you were a pimp.. Lol Gettin action everywhere, huh? Lol. *shrugg* Way to score buddy

[Ms Duck]

every now and then the girls would just thro a towel on and drive thru themselves for snackies.

One day I had this really dumb 17 yo boy on drive thru, and i heard a serious honking coming from the window after a few minutes. I stuck my hea dout form the kitchen, and saw einstein standing there just holding the bag with three vary hungry girls in towles yelling at him to stop staring and give them their food.

At the enxt dm meeting, I spoke with hr and asked if i could only put girls on drivethru for that reason. they said no, its discriminatory, but i could refuse to put virgins up there

[Doroga's Cousin]

I think Ms. Duck wins the storyteller award.

[Ms Duck]

tnak ewe

the secret is boobs. lots of boobs makes for good stories.

[MetalFae]

*nodnod*

I can't beat either of those stories actually. I'm not that cool. Lol

[Don]

Nah, I'm not a pimp.  A little good luck just happened to come my way.

And yes, I like the drive through story, too

[MetalFae]

Nah, I'm not a pimp.  A little good luck just happened to come my way.

And yes, I like the drive through story, too

I was a fat kid. I never had luck come my way. Then I lost all my weight and omg. Talk about awkward adjustment period.

[Don]

Oh yeah?  That must have been fun.

[Dina]

LOL. Yes, I can imagine MF.

[MetalFae]

HAH. I do have a good story!

Okay so I was working as a Singing hostess at Macroni Grill when someone who knew me back when saw me after my weightloss. She doesa double take and goes: 'Oh my god! Kelley! What-what happened?! You're so...pretty!"

It took all my self control NOT to beat her to a pulp. Lol