years ago, i managed a 7-11
it was beside th state pilice bunker, and down the street from mnay bars
there was one particualr trooper, a murphy type albeit a bit younger who got the job of hanging around the bars on weekends in a mini skirt in order to keep a secret eye out for potential trouble ( we were near the college)
one night after work, she came in for her coffee, and we were yakking, when 3 very drunk guys came in.
I looked at her, then walked over to them and offered to call them a taxi cab to give them a lift home
drubnk guys " nooo imnot dwunk. wtach!' pulls two glass soda bottles out of the fridge, tries to juggle, and hits the short cute blond cop in the head, knocking her down.
ya know, i knew the bunke rhad about 40 cops and 15 cars and even a tnak, but i dint know we had a chopper until that night
they charged those guys with everything, including blocking traffic from when one guy tried to run for it, tripped, and fell in the middle of the highway