Weird - caught us in mid conversation.

[Don]

It's safely in my pocket, Ala. 

......…… 

I can't remember the rest!

Quick say something!  before it starts to heckle!

[Howl]

Oh, yeah, it would be horrible if somebody tripped over it and fell into the fire.

....hrm.

Hey, Don...  <.< >.>

Lol
*I pull out a pocket watch and look at it* Well, I have an appointment with a hummingbird I shouldn't miss. See you later, have fun with that hand.*I look at the bone and it glows for a second before the glow dissipates and I vanish into thin air*

(Good night, I'm going to bed! Leaves hugs for Dina. )

[Don]

I've got this...

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

*Hand forms a fist and thwaps the ground a couple of times in amusement, then he grows quiet.  The amethyst stops glowing*

[Ms Duck]

LOL! WOW. That was awesomely lame.

thank you

now dont start taking me for granite.

[Dina]

ow, he is gone. Have a good night, Howl, pleasant dreams.
I went for some groceries and is so humid...I'm going to take a shower now.

[Don]

now dont start taking me for granite.

*amethyst starts glowing dully*

[Ms Duck]

*amethyst starts glowing dully*

Now, now dear Don. you arent threatening me, the undead queen, with some sort of neck romance, are you?

[MetalFae]

thank you

now dont start taking me for granite.

Bahahaha!!

[Don]

Now, now dear Don. you arent threatening me, the undead queen, with some sort of neck romance, are you?

Cute, but no.

My sculpture is programed to respond to bad jokes.  That's one of it's functions..

[MetalFae]

Geez. Here I was thinking it would be a Hand of destruction!

*Has a flash back to MST3k Manos and the Hands Of Fate and starts giggling*

[Don]

Cute, but no.

My sculpture is programed to respond to bad jokes.  That's one of it's functions..

 

[Alablast]

Cute, but no.

My sculpture is programed to respond to bad jokes.  That's one of it's functions..

Can you count the functions it has or one hand, or is giving you enough fingers another of its functions?

[Don]

Why ruin all the surprises right off the bat?  You'll see what she does, soon enough.

[MetalFae]

* sits and waits* o.o

[Don]

No patience...