Author Topic: Edumacation And Enlearnment  (Read 179485 times)

Offline Chiroptera

  • Needs A Life
  • ***
  • Posts: 29056
  • Serious battitude
    • View Profile
    • Facebook
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #390 on: June 25, 2013, 10:29:10 PM »
Oh please, don't even go there Quantus.
Saw one the other night where they seemed to be scrapping the bottom
of the barrel for ideas.
How about......POND SCUM!!
I swear that's what it seemed that the monster was. ??? ???

Duckweed vs. Spirogyra
"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once.  But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbors dog." -Dwight Schrute

"And remember, if you are bitten by a bat, you will convulse and turn into one; it is a scientific fact." -MST3K

Offline Dina

  • Has Collapsed Into a Singularity of Posts (a.k.a, "The Dina")
  • ***
  • Posts: 105530
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #391 on: June 25, 2013, 11:37:45 PM »
ROFL!!
Missing you, Md 

There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there are few worse sights than a hole where a book ought to be. Someone has stolen a book (Terry Pratchett)

Offline Snowleopard

  • Needs A Life
  • ***
  • Posts: 27961
  • Small but sneaky.
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #392 on: June 26, 2013, 01:28:49 AM »
Indeed.
Hmmm, just gave me a fun idea for a thread.

Offline Sully

  • Posty McPostington
  • ***
  • Posts: 6347
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #393 on: September 01, 2013, 09:04:23 PM »
Thank you kindly. I know, but it is a bit of a past time to mock liberal arts majors.... at least the ones who you are close enough to that they know it is just a joke.

I'm 3 semesters from a music degree, and I can never stop myself from mocking liberal arts majors.  Nor can my sister, with a double bachelors in studio art and art history.*

Especially now that I'm a chemistry major.

*"So what do you do with that?" she gets asked.
"Be the cute artsy girl at a coffee shop, and segue that into marrying a good looking air force boy" she responds.

I have finally, at the age of 30, started a fire under my ass and began studying part-time. I've finished my first module and a small side course that's necessary for my next module, everything looking good so far, have yet to drop under 85%. I'm on my way to becoming one of the worlds most boring people: An Accountant!

Hey, it's all good.  I'm going back at 28.  I know a very fine violinist who went back at 39 to finish his bachelors, now has a DMA and is a professor.  Another guy who decided to collect music degrees as his retirement activity.  Who cares?  Just do something fulfilling while you're in school.

If my parents had any influence, I'd be an accounting major as well.

I know right. I swear we need sarcasm font.

Another forum I read uses green text for sarcasm.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2013, 09:15:24 PM by Sully »

Offline raljamcar

  • Posty McPostington
  • ***
  • Posts: 7829
  • "United we Stand, Divided we Fall"
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #394 on: September 15, 2013, 02:56:18 AM »
On the edumacation front i am back at school not, or have been for the past 3-4 weeks. This year will be another one with an even heavier workload. so i may not be on here as much as i would like.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
- George Orwell

Offline Sir Huron Stone

  • Posty McPostington
  • ***
  • Posts: 5955
  • Just another day.
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #395 on: September 15, 2013, 02:58:10 AM »
Just found out that all the training I'm going to do is like 66 college credits, and it's all electronics and stuff, so I could get a degree in computers. I've just gotta do my english and the training, and I'll be pretty much done.
Some people are like slinkies; they're utterly useless, yet you can't help but smile as they fall down the stairs.

Offline raljamcar

  • Posty McPostington
  • ***
  • Posts: 7829
  • "United we Stand, Divided we Fall"
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #396 on: September 15, 2013, 03:01:01 AM »
nice. And the right computer degree will be in high demand. I managed to get out of takin g an english course in college. I took AP english, and the school sent me a letter saying i got those credits, and asking which english class i wanted to be placed in. I didnt answer so i wasnt put into one.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
- George Orwell

Offline Al-Hajj Bilal Ammar Jihad

  • Posty McPostington
  • ***
  • Posts: 3919
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #397 on: September 28, 2013, 06:24:23 AM »
I have a degree in fisheries biology and work with the Alaska seafood industry.  If I'm ever able to retire I hope to study at an Islamic seminary and become an Hujjatul-Islam (lowest level of Shi'a Muslim cleric).  First choice for this would be the seminary in Qom, Iran, but will probably do preliminary studies in the States.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2013, 12:41:56 AM by Al-Hajj Bilal Ammar Jihad »
Come not between the Nazgul and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn.  He will bear thee away to the Houses of Lamentation, beyond all Darkness, where thy living flesh shall be devoured and thy shriveled mind left naked before the Lidless Eye.

Offline Doppelgänger

  • Conversationalist
  • **
  • Posts: 839
  • Crazy? What makes you say that?
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #398 on: September 30, 2013, 11:37:04 PM »
Really there are only a couple of jos in the military that don't give you college credits
A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his mettle truly tested. Clearly I am the Black knight.

Offline Rasins

  • Seriously?
  • ***
  • Posts: 12188
  • Aid the younger and weaker.
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #399 on: November 11, 2013, 07:10:00 PM »
Let's see ... Bachelor's in the Science of Management
Master's Certification (NOT Degree) in Project Managment
Member of the Project Management Institute
Certified Project Manager

But my real education ... Husband.  NEVER stop learning.
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a-hole.

DV Rasins 2006 BK+++ RP++ JB++++ TH++++ WG+(+?) CL SW++ BC- MC---

Offline Toottootfan199

  • Participant
  • *
  • Posts: 92
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #400 on: November 12, 2013, 10:00:05 PM »
The husband part is so true. lol
Don't piss off the Fairies.

Offline Chiana

  • Seriously?
  • ***
  • Posts: 17973
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #401 on: November 13, 2013, 03:15:47 PM »
But my real education ... Husband.  NEVER stop learning.

The fact that you recognize this is half the battle.   ;D
~Mistress of Invisibility~  Loyal MinionTM of our Pharaoh.  Divine Ruler of Egypt.

Rest well Md.  You are dearly missed.

Offline Rasins

  • Seriously?
  • ***
  • Posts: 12188
  • Aid the younger and weaker.
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #402 on: November 13, 2013, 05:57:37 PM »
The fact that you recognize this is half the battle.   ;D

Yes, Ma'am.
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a-hole.

DV Rasins 2006 BK+++ RP++ JB++++ TH++++ WG+(+?) CL SW++ BC- MC---

Offline Quantus

  • Special Collections Division
  • Needs A Life
  • ****
  • Posts: 25216
  • He Who Lurks Around
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #403 on: November 20, 2013, 04:13:44 PM »
Yes, Ma'am.
And that right there is the other half ;)
<(o)> <(o)>
        / \
      (o o)
   \==-==/


“We’re all imaginary friends to one another."

"An entire life, an entire personality, can be permanently altered by just one sentence." -An Accidental Villain

Offline Chiana

  • Seriously?
  • ***
  • Posts: 17973
    • View Profile
Re: Edumacation And Enlearnment
« Reply #404 on: November 21, 2013, 03:12:46 PM »
He's pretty smart, isn't he?   :)

I'm not sure if I ever put my edumacational enlearnenment here or not.  I have a B.S. in education with a focus on Health and Family Life.
~Mistress of Invisibility~  Loyal MinionTM of our Pharaoh.  Divine Ruler of Egypt.

Rest well Md.  You are dearly missed.