Why do no authors come to maine? Jim has to come to Maine.
[Insert a joke about my ex-wife here.] I will petition whoever revises HTML to give us a randomized exwife joke function..really I will..
Goofing on my ex aside, I agree with Kalium, it's a population density thing as well as probably a "Let's see.. trip to warm, Disney/Six Flags having San Diego and killer Mexican food or windy, too darn hot in the summer, too darn cold in the winter New England.. lemme see.." factor. I'm a Bostonian and to be honest I'd pay cash to take the guy out for a beer and some good Chinese food or Pizza (say what you will but NYC and Boston have a stranglehold on good pizza and chinese food.)
If he tours the area, you'll see multiple bumps on the post from me.
Oh and one other thing about Maine.. having more people who think "I gotz mah own teeth" is a rare quality per capita is probably NOT a reason to lure a booktour to a state
(yes I'm a flatlander who can't resist the urge to poke at someone in fun sometimes.. if your bothered I'll buy ya a beer if he actually does do an appearance down in Boston)