Gotta challenge you on this one Shecky. I got a 12 oz plastic cup of Embalming Fluid from a little bar on Decatur (it had maybe three tables, two booths, and room for about four people at the bar) for $5. Embalming fluid is about 35% light rum, 35% dark rum, 25% blue curacao, 4% sour mix, and a dash of orange juice for color. It tastes kind of like a pixy stick and hits like a mallet.
Also, the entire French Quarter is infested with t-shirt stores, all of which sell the same goddamn merchandise.