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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2007, 06:55:00 PM »
He's off Drag Racing.

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2007, 11:45:37 PM »
:::wonders if Bethany would be cute in the onesie or if all who saw her would mistake her for a dude::::
I corrupted my family with Harry Dresden, Harry Potter, Weather Wardens, Temeraire, and Buffy.  What have you done today?

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2007, 12:35:38 AM »
I just thought of this one while reading DM

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2007, 04:02:12 PM »
"Do not injustice to another / Defend the weak and innocent / Let truth and honor always guide you / Let courage find a life within."

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2007, 05:11:56 PM »
"Fungus Demons ate my homework"

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2007, 10:23:14 PM »
"Fungus Demons ate my homework"
Why didn't we have that ready as a quote when I was at school? (Either as a teacher or a pupil?)
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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #81 on: April 07, 2007, 09:02:39 AM »
How about a couple from White Night. I don't think this a spoiler per se but be warned.






Boats, why did it have to be boats?

Fucking boats.

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #82 on: April 07, 2007, 08:30:25 PM »
This is just to fire up some thought on the idea of shirts having to do with the council. I personally think with the exception of (Harry and Michael) that the senior council is the most intriguing characters. There is also a plethora of fascinating and humorous lines regarding them... especially, out of Harry and Ebenezar.

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #83 on: April 07, 2007, 08:34:43 PM »
Just a fly-by idea of a shirt from DM and BR.

A picture of Thomas wearing a black shirt with the "Buffy: the Vampire Slayer" logo
and below the picture it says. "When the time comes, make like Buffy."

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #84 on: April 07, 2007, 11:43:34 PM »
As a member of the older contingent I LOVE a line from the first page of WN. In case its a spoiler! :)



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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #85 on: April 07, 2007, 11:44:54 PM »
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."


with the splattercon logo on back.

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #86 on: April 09, 2007, 09:45:44 PM »
My SplatterCon!!! shirt arrived today! 

Four out of five* Frankenhookers agree, these shirts are awesome!  Buy one for yourself or a loved one today!



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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #87 on: April 09, 2007, 11:42:36 PM »
For a nightshirt or coffee mug, maybe someday:  "Who's a grumpy wizard in the morning?"  It made me LOL.

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #88 on: April 10, 2007, 12:47:52 AM »
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?! :D (Why didn't anyone mention that line yet?)

Part of my problem with this thread is that most of the lines I like the most are the punchlines to paragraph-long bits, and don't really work as one-liners...
"I am but mad north-northwest..." ~ Hamlet
"Words will always retain their power." ~ V
"The bag is really devoid of cats!" ~ Harry
"As to errors of opinion, though I am not yet convinced of any, yet I nowhere pretend to infallibility." ~ Daniel Defoe

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #89 on: April 10, 2007, 01:12:25 AM »
My girlfriend really wants the thong that says "Inspected by Bob."

Personally, I want an oversized women's shirt, because it's assumed (by the clothing industry) that guys don't need v-collars.

I have an extremely thick neck to go with my obnoxiously huge shoulders, so round collar necks always choke me. Problem is, I have no idea whatsoever what size I'd wear in a women's.

Where's Eddie Izzard when you need him?

What size do you wear in Men's Tshirts, Mickey?  I can probably guesstimate your women's size.


I just saw these were available today.  Bought one of each of the new designs.  Want more, please.  Thanks ;)
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