The SPOILERIFIC Ask Robert Wolfe Thread-The Series, in General

[jogonturan]

Speaking as a "real woman" who eats meat, I want to beat that skreeling girl to death with a stale hoagie.

  If you need some help, I'll be happy to grab the half-loaf of garlic bread that's been in my fridge for longer than I like to think about and join you. 

[Soulless Mystic5523]

Speaking as a "real woman" who eats meat, I want to beat that skreeling girl to death with a stale hoagie.

  If you need some help, I'll be happy to grab the half-loaf of garlic bread that's been in my fridge for longer than I like to think about and join you. 

I think that its worse than those old Quizzno's commercials with the stupid singing whatever-the-hell they were from a couple years ago. And i never thought that i would say that.

[ButMadNNW]

We should send these posts to Quizno's with the message that their current ad campaign is not helping their financial outlook.

[Zenkitty_714]

Speaking as a "real woman" who eats meat, I want to beat that skreeling girl to death with a stale hoagie.

  If you need some help, I'll be happy to grab the half-loaf of garlic bread that's been in my fridge for longer than I like to think about and join you. 

Let the beatings commence! It's all good fun...

[Zenkitty_714]

The only thing I 'd like to own from the show would be some of the Dresden business cards for my wallet, etc.  I think that would be cool.  I guess I could make them up on my computer.  Oh, and maybe Bob's skull, and a banner with symbols  for my wall, and ......... 

I can imagine it now.

Skull comes with manacles.  Enslaved ghost sold seperately.

How could he be sold separately...?
But I want one. Skull, manacles, ghost. The whole set. I could get back into thaumaturgy.

[Darkling]

The only thing I 'd like to own from the show would be some of the Dresden business cards for my wallet, etc.  I think that would be cool.  I guess I could make them up on my computer.  Oh, and maybe Bob's skull, and a banner with symbols  for my wall, and ......... 

I can imagine it now.

Skull comes with manacles.  Enslaved ghost sold seperately.

How could he be sold separately...?
But I want one. Skull, manacles, ghost. The whole set. I could get back into thaumaturgy.

Someone should sell Terrence Mann on ebay.

[alben5k]

The only thing I 'd like to own from the show would be some of the Dresden business cards for my wallet, etc.  I think that would be cool.  I guess I could make them up on my computer.  Oh, and maybe Bob's skull, and a banner with symbols  for my wall, and ......... 

I can imagine it now.

Skull comes with manacles.  Enslaved ghost sold seperately.

How could he be sold separately...?
But I want one. Skull, manacles, ghost. The whole set. I could get back into thaumaturgy.

Someone should sell Terrence Mann on ebay.

No one can afford him.

You guys are making me hungry for Quiznos.

[Mickey Finn]

STEEEEEEeeeering the thread back on course.....

[ButMadNNW]

STEEEEEEeeeering the thread back on course.....

*salutes* Aye, aye, cap'n!

*tries to think of a question for Robert*

*fails*

*reboots*

So, Robert... Seven episodes later, now that things are a bit more settled, are you generally happy with the fan/critic reactions to the show?

OR

How's the weather?

OR

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[Darkling]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns in packages of eight?

[alben5k]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns in packages of eight?

A common question, luckilly google has the answer!

It's because the haruspex said so! DO NOT QUESTION THE HARUSPEX!

[Darkling]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns in packages of eight?

A common question, luckilly google has the answer!

It's because the haruspex said so! DO NOT QUESTION THE HARUSPEX!

Haha.

[Zenkitty_714]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns in packages of eight?

For the Discordians in the party, who eat our hot dogs without buns.

Hail Eris.

[Mickey Finn]

Guys, seriously, Robert's time is limited, so please keep things on track in the ASK ROBERT (and ASK JIM) threads. These are the only threads I'm really concerned with that (being a master of tangents, myself).
Robert may, of course, wander the boards at his leisure and respond to things...but for the ASK threads, we try to keep things tidy. This does not mean you can't make small tangents within your post...the point is to avoid pages of non-topic back and forths he has to shift through, looking for questions.

Nobody's in trouble, mind. Well, except for Robert, for having wasps sting Harry's face, apparently.

[Zenkitty_714]

Guys, seriously, Robert's time is limited, so please keep things on track in the ASK ROBERT (and ASK JIM) threads. These are the only threads I'm really concerned with that (being a master of tangents, myself).
Robert may, of course, wander the boards at his leisure and respond to things...but for the ASK threads, we try to keep things tidy. This does not mean you can't make small tangents within your post...the point is to avoid pages of non-topic back and forths he has to shift through, looking for questions.

Nobody's in trouble, mind. Well, except for Robert, for having wasps sting Harry's face, apparently.

Terribly sorry; quite right; hard not to natter!

I do have a question for Robert: how come, in Walls when Bob introduced himself to Raychelle, did he give his name as Bob and not Robert Bainbridge? Seems you'd give a potential client, especially one you were trying to quickly impress, your full name. Also would've been a great way to give the audience Bob's full name. Are we ever going to hear it actually said?