1. The Classic scenes stood on ear
My proof-of-concept scene for what I was thinking of in this story for the deconstruction was a classic from HP and The Philosopher's Stone: Harry is eating his House-Elf provided dinner in the dining hall when suddenly a ghost pops out of the table. Everyone in the hall reacts playfully and even Harry reacts playfully when Nicholas shows how he's Nearly-Headless.
I've never been to the U.K., but my highly informal research suggests that post-Victorian manners dictate deadpan reactions to the most outlandish situations, or to simply ignore them whenever possible. This is the root of "Monty Python" humor. Essentially, the "proper, modern" British response would be to pretend not to notice that Nicholas A) is a ghost and B) cannot quite pull his head off his neck, especially given that he himself is highly embarrassed by B).
By contrast, the aforementioned informal research suggests that a good portion of American humor centers on flaws, either of character or judgement. Paul Reubens, Britney Spears, O.J. Simpson... can anyone on the board make a joke about these or any other celebrity that emphasizes their *successes*? (Bonus points if the joke is actually funny, but I digress...)
In my story if that happened to my MC, several things would be different. Getting food served to you is very British, where is the Cafeteria? Assuming the school is even partially British,(and food is served in some cases) MC's a fish out of water so he will eat with his hands while every Briton at his table uses a Knife and Fork.
Good point. I suggest doing a bit of research into how cultures affect food service in general, as well as specifically how students are expected to stay fed. There really aren't any possible alternatives to "service at the table" or "cafeteria-style", since the school would be responsible for making sure that students whose families cannot provide them with nutritious food won't go hungry. The food might look and taste like cardboard, but it will still meet minimum nutritional standards. But please experiment!
The "hidden cultures" of magic-users will change these cultures, too; extremely racist groups, for example, might assert their superiority by coming up with cuisine that
cannot be consumed (or "properly enjoyed") without magic (e.g.: Red Dwarf's "telekinetic wine").
When the Ghost does appear, he would stop eating and turn white for a moment til someone jostled him back to reality at which point he would exclaim, "AHHHHH! What the F&*$ is that and What F&*$ happened to that guy's Head!?"
Exactly! Just because he has suddenly discovered that the "laws" of physics have suddenly become "very flexible suggestions" does not change his reaction to other elements of the 'supernatural' world. I'd suggest exploring the situation in the other direction, as well: The Other Harry got a couple of chances to demonstrate his familiarity with "non-magical" culture (explaining the British monetary system), so be sure to toss in a couple of examples for your MC. "That's the
Batman symbol. He's a
fictional character, not a bat-worshiping cult leader!"
Also, in normal School Dramas Nerds and bookworms are at the bottom of the social heap. However, in a magic school people heavy into books would be at odds against with heavy natural talent. I'm not sure how to handle this yet though.
Another contrast between American and British school culture, f.y.i. My fiancee, who spent most of her high school career at the American School in London, says that the Brits take the drama departments
very seriously. Arguably, The Other Harry's books did that part of British culture a disservice. I mean, this is where good ol' Bill Shakespeare came from, after all...
I like having a division between the "talented" and the "studious". It's a good screen on which to project the conflicts between "us" and "them". The differences seem oh-so-important to those who don't know any better... and can easily last for the remainder of their lives if they don't have their noses rubbed in how stupid the conflict actually is.
For your magical cultures, you might also consider contrasting the "history buffs" with the "moderns". The Ancients, after all, made the modern world and all the magic in it possible. However, the modern age has produced wonders beyond the comprehension of the dusty old dead folks. So it goes...
2. Pet Peeves/Psychotic Hatreds:
Every person has things they don't like, even about books they love. I am no different. There are things that rub me the wrong way and consequently lead to classic moments stood on ear. Here are a few examples:
Harrys Dresden and Potter are both portrayed as being "normal" people in over their heads, but neither of them is truly "Normal". Come to think of it, Normal is a bad term. Mundane is better, as in blending into the masses easily. You can argue about how mundane both them are, but the fact of the matter is that because Black Magic impacted both of their lives, both Harrys grew up as orphans. My MC lived in the Stereotypical Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, little white picket fence up until the day his magic came at age 17. The orphaned MC is a strong character trait and very common, but not here.
I submit that the Two Harry's "mundane" qualities are a necessary "imperfection" in their characters. They are the readers' point of entry into their respective supernatural worlds, meaning that they ask the questions or make the connections that readers cannot... and in Dresden's case, making the jokes that the readers want to.
HP also never has to worry about a very common problem: Tuition, Room and Board. My MC only has what he himself owns, no money...
Hogwarts had some kind of scholarship fund for deserving students in exactly that situation. I submit that the Powers That Be create and maintain such funds out of sheer self-interest. People who've just gained access to their powers can
use them but have very little idea of how to
control them. It's therefore better for maintaining social order in the magical and mundane worlds to have a place for freshly-empowered magicians to live, eat, and study... and be
monitored.
Also, I never liked the idea of the Houses + Sorting Hat. Not only are they color coded for convenience, the Houses are decided on by osmosis. I don't believe in that, I'd refuse to be sorted(Which would make a good plotline). But, I do believe in Greeks(Which I think is better). If the dormitories were instead Fraternities, Sororities and whatever the co-ed version is, you have different issues.
For what it's worth, the whole point of the Houses in the British system is to get the students in on the game of keeping each other under control. Obviously, hundreds of half-trained wizards would be no match for their highly trained and experienced teachers if it came down to open and violent rebellion... but students would die or otherwise be rendered unfit to practice magic, which represents an unacceptable loss for the magical government. (At least, it
should be unacceptable...)
I submit that a series of sub-organizations within the overall school system would be more palatable to American readers if membership is by choice, as long as the one choice that the administration will not allow is not to choose. Consider: "None of our nine primary groups suit you? Fine, you're in our 'stewpot' group unless and until you pick one of the main groups. You'll get the legal minimum levels of food, clothing, shelter and supplies, and you'll be at the mercy of all the rest of the stewpotters. Oh, and this is also where we put our discipline cases who can't hack it in the other main groups. For all practical purposes, you're in with the worst of the worst. Good luck." Not mentioning, of course, that the stewpotters are monitored more closely than the main groups, and opportunities to completely burn out their magical talents show up with surprising frequency...
3. Where no one else can go:
My story isn't meant for children, but whomever will read it. Because of that, I don't want to deal with sanitizing school. I want a story that deals with stuff that other Blingsroman never would. You know, minor issues like Drugs, Alcohol, Teen Sex, Pregnancy, Stalking, Cheating rings, Gangs and School Shootings. All of that stuff is ripe for magical twists.
Good ideas! One point for consideration: while these problems are present in virtually every school, they manifest in different degrees. Not that a ritzy prep-school is completely free from the taint of gangs, nor that there are no stalkers in the bottom-rung inner-city school. But there's no way to explore these problems in a 'one-size-fits-all' fashion. You're going to have to decide on the general socio-economic level of the school itself, at least in the context of the magical society you've built, and that choice will affect how you explore these issues.
As point of reference, the first suggestion to me on this topic by a friend was "Date Rape Charm!". Think about that and that magic would make contraception stupidly easy for a minute....
"Date Rape Charm" would lead to detectors, which would encourage those who make money off of the charms to figure ways around the detectors, which would lead to the detectors offering upgrades, and so on. And don't forget those who can't afford the very best of either: would-be rapists who buy cut-rate charms could get caught, and victims might not be as safe as they think they are. Clever would-be rapists might also shell out for countermeasure-detectors, to reveal which of the potential victims have no defenses. It's a classic arms race on a much more personal scale.
Cultural factors: people who purchase the charms might be subject to scorn ("You can't get a date without help?!?
Loser!"), and victims-to-be might be discouraged from purchasing appropriate defenses ("
Good boys and girls don't have to worry about such things. Yes, you'll be a social pariah, but it's better to be
good than... ugh...
popular.")
But all three of these categories are incomplete because there are countless things I've missed since everyone's school experience is different. I'd like to hear other people's take on this.
I submit that the most serious challenge you've handed yourself is the notion that the school has no limit on age. A fifteen-year-old magic-user with one year of experience in magic will get spanked, far more often than not, by a thirty-year old non-magic user with fifteen years' experience in manipulating people.