The Librarians will take Harry to task for breaking the spines of his books, using pieces of bacon as bookmarks, and worst of all overdue library books.
“They were lost in a fire (which I was not responsible for), I couldn’t report them lost at the time as I had broken my back, then I had to rescue my daughter from vampires, then I was shot and mostly dead for 6 months, then I was held prisoner in Faerie until I recovered, then I had to stop a global catastrophe (again) and then I was marooned on a spooky island for a year, before giving birth to a spirit of intellect just after taking part in a bank heist”
“A bank heist? we’re at books involved?”
“No.”
“Okay then, why didn’t you report them after that”
“It kind of slipped my mind”
“Aha! Guilty!”