Author Topic: 2007 Bulwer-Lytton Winners Announced  (Read 2857 times)

Offline Yeratel

  • Posty McPostington
  • ***
  • Posts: 8872
    • View Profile
2007 Bulwer-Lytton Winners Announced
« on: July 31, 2007, 12:36:28 AM »
For the very best examples of really bad (and funny) writing, check out the contest web site: http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2007.htm
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. " -RAH

Offline blgarver

  • Conversationalist
  • **
  • Posts: 543
  • There are three things all wise men fear...
    • View Profile
    • Video Samples
Re: 2007 Bulwer-Lytton Winners Announced
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 04:24:03 PM »
Oh man those are hilarious.  My favs are the one about Samson getting a haircut and the detective trailing the mailman.

Why haven't we started our own BL contest type thread somewhere in these boards?  Because I think we should.
I'm a videographer by trade.  Check out my work if you're a writer that needs to procrastinate.  Not as good as Rhett and Link, but I do what I can.
http://vimeo.com/user1855060/videos

Offline Yeratel

  • Posty McPostington
  • ***
  • Posts: 8872
    • View Profile
Re: 2007 Bulwer-Lytton Winners Announced
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 05:01:22 AM »
I like the winner in Children's Literature, for some reason:

Danny, the little Grizzly cub, frolicked in the tall grass on this sunny Spring morning, his mother keeping a watchful eye as she chewed on a piece of a hiker they had encountered the day before.
Dave McKenzie
Federal Way, WA

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. " -RAH