So, a few helpful members have redirectd me here, to make the following statement. If anyone needs a beta reader, let me know. I'd be more than happy to help. I does talk grammar really goodly, and kan spel reallie awesum. (Sorry. I ate a lot of sugar today.) Most importantly, I have an eye for details, and until the job market in my podunk little town improves substantially, I have the time to devote to it. Post (if that's the appropriate/allowed response) or PM me if you're in need. And as a post-script, people have mentioned that sometimes a beta will try and "craft" the story to their liking; not my bag, baby. If I want a story to reflect my wishes, I'll get off my ass and get mine finished.
Anywho.
Post or PM if interested. Later, 'gators!