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Offline LizW65

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More hilariously bad writing...
« on: December 16, 2011, 02:03:51 PM »
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Re: More hilariously bad writing...
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 02:45:07 PM »
Wow...is it a wonder that most of them are perverted in nature?

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Re: More hilariously bad writing...
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 09:36:13 PM »
Not sure that I want to click in....  LOL
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Re: More hilariously bad writing...
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 11:15:16 PM »
Thank you so much for this. These made me laugh so hard I'm crying.  ;D
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBOiHnPVHHY&feature=related
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Re: More hilariously bad writing...
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2011, 03:29:22 AM »
Is the Eye of Argon in there.
You'll laugh until you cry reading that one.

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Re: More hilariously bad writing...
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2011, 03:42:00 AM »
Is the Eye of Argon in there.
You'll laugh until you cry reading that one.
Just found that in November. Made it to his orbs staring lustfully at the dying guy.

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Re: More hilariously bad writing...
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2011, 07:34:21 PM »
I hate to say it, but I think Eye of Argon is probably too good for that site.  It has an actual plot and shows the rudiments of structure, foreshadowing, and so on, suggesting that Jim Theis actually read extensively in the heroic fantasy genre (as opposed to the worst of fanfic.net which display no storytelling ability whatsoever and appear to have been written by people who never opened a book in their lives.)
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2011, 10:24:15 PM »
^
Now that's a seriously scary thought.
I always loved - "Her firm protruding breasts and limp sagging nipples"  and when she kicks the bad
guy squarely "between the testicles".  (Must be one odd looking chick!) ??? ???