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Offline Sebastian

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On the nature of writing and profit.
« on: January 24, 2010, 09:51:25 AM »
I came across the following gem yesterday:

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Whenever I'm asked what kind of writing is the most lucrative, I have to say ransom notes
/Literary Agent H.N. Swanson
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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 04:59:09 AM »
LOL  I hope we can all pledge that we won't be writing any of those....  unless it's in a story.
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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 07:28:35 PM »
"No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money."
from Boswell's Life of Johnson


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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 07:33:18 PM »
*eyes all the writing she does for fun*

me = blockhead  :-[

*begins writing random ransom notes to total strangers in hopes of picking up a few bucks*
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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 08:04:50 PM »
That reminds me, I need to renew some magazine subscriptions.

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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 03:44:10 AM »
haha hey, its ok kali, i write for fun too. im a blockhead too. We can start a clan.  :D
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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 08:39:35 PM »
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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 04:17:39 AM »
*begins writing random ransom notes to total strangers in hopes of picking up a few bucks*

I've been giving considerable thought to this.  At least one and a half minutes and it seems feasible...

"I'm in possession of your snot nosed kid with the mouth of a sailor man and he's eating everything in my kitchen.  Please send me money to keep him or I will return forth with."
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Re: On the nature of writing and profit.
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 06:15:36 AM »
Ransom of Red Chief.

...I'm just saying.