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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 30, 2008, 11:56:16 AM »
I am not allowed to post a list of my own pop culture references on Wikipedia. (apparently, since they deleted the page)
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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 20, 2008, 04:27:28 AM »
I will not name my zipper collection "The Dresden Flies".
--nor my bugs.
--nor the Za Guard.
--nor the brownie cleaning crew.
--Dammit, there's just no appreciation for a good pun anymore.
--nor my bugs.
--nor the Za Guard.
--nor the brownie cleaning crew.
--Dammit, there's just no appreciation for a good pun anymore.
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« on: June 19, 2008, 03:54:22 AM »I will not keep trying to get Murphy to arrest Michael for public indecency because of his "Carpenter's crack".
Somehow I doubt his pants fit that badly. He doesn't seem the type to develop paunch--too much swordwork--nor do I think Charity would let him buy clothes that don't fit (too likely to cause problems in a fight).
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« on: June 15, 2008, 01:22:36 PM »I will not ask Thomas to join in the Hunky Supernatural Guys calendar for charity that we're doing. Or Michael, or Fix, or Carlos. Even if some of the females think it's a really good idea.
While I'm sure they're all *rrrrrrrrrripped*... I'm betting all of the above have a fair piece of scarring, too.
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« on: June 11, 2008, 04:17:30 AM »
Singing "The Lusty Month of May" will not endear me to Lily.
--or Fix.
--and especially NOT Titania.
The Mothers do not need new knitting needles.
--or yarn.
--nor do they work-for-hire.
I will not write up my last romantic encounter with Susan for Hustler.
--not even to see if it gets a reaction from Mr. Bland.
I will not refer to Susan's partner as "Jack's complete lack of surprise."
I will not suggest that the first rule of the White Council is that you do NOT talk about the White Council.
--ditto the Black Council, vampires, the Fae, etc.
I will not suggest Molly investigate whether her veil stops UV rays by wearing a Fan4 Invisible Girl bikini.
I will not suggest I fought at the battle of Jericho Hill.
--nor will I hunt for Randall Flagg, the Crimson King, or anyone named "Walter".
--or Fix.
--and especially NOT Titania.
The Mothers do not need new knitting needles.
--or yarn.
--nor do they work-for-hire.
I will not write up my last romantic encounter with Susan for Hustler.
--not even to see if it gets a reaction from Mr. Bland.
I will not refer to Susan's partner as "Jack's complete lack of surprise."
I will not suggest that the first rule of the White Council is that you do NOT talk about the White Council.
--ditto the Black Council, vampires, the Fae, etc.
I will not suggest Molly investigate whether her veil stops UV rays by wearing a Fan4 Invisible Girl bikini.
I will not suggest I fought at the battle of Jericho Hill.
--nor will I hunt for Randall Flagg, the Crimson King, or anyone named "Walter".
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« on: June 11, 2008, 03:59:30 AM »If anyone asks me if I'm hungry, I will not intone, 'The red wizard needs food badly.'
OMG--Gauntlet!!!
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