I will not shout "Parlay" when surrounded by the bad guys.

While escaping after being captured, I will not say, "You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught..."
- It was funny the first 20 times or so.
- They catch me again while I'm saying it.

I will not teach Molly that the first rule of Wizarding is, "Close your eyes and pretend it's all just a bad dream. That's how I get by."

"Hello, beastie..." is not an appropriate greeting for members of the supernatural community. They take offense at it.
- So also, "Do you fear death?"

"Sea turtles, mate" is not an adequate explanation for anything that happens because of me.

I will not steal Morgan's Order of the Silver Oak Leaf to get another doughnut with white frostings and sprinkles.
- Or any other thing for that matter.

"A Penny for your thoughts" is not a clever solution for getting rid of the Fallen coins.
- Especially to Michael's family. .


"The Blue Beetle is in for repairs" is not a good excuse for reanimating Sue.
- And not when going to council meetings. There is limited parking space.
- Plus Sue likes to eat the guard dogs.


I will not try to set up Murphy with Toot Toot.
- .


I will not say "Say Hello to my little friend" while introducing Murphy.
- Even though it is true.
- Even though she has the same nature as that of a gun.


I will not make Bob watch "Bob the Builder" series so as to make him work more.
He refuses to help. I had to spend an entire week at Victoria's Secret to convince him to change his mind.