I've been to Dragon Con 1 or all days for 8 or 9 of the last 10 years. FYI to anyone new. It's grown each year. Last year it topped out at about 75k people. It is one of the few cons I've ever seen that is a true 24 hour con. There is stuff going on at all times. Every night there are parties. I personally drink more at D*C than should be humanly possible or safe. For those who like costuming and might be looking for a group, I recommend http://www.cosplay.com/forumdisplay.php?f=85. I was personally on the edge about D*C this year. Last year I spent way more than I should have. I drank more than I could handle. And I really didn't do much of anything Dragon Con related. But hearing that Jim will be there is going to get me there.

And to the girl that said she plans on going as Lara. If you have the body for it, please make sure to find me!

Having Father Forthill hold of red court vampires with a cross, while I yell "Holy Icon, Batman," is acceptable, however.

But having him hold them off with a cross while yelling "YOU. SHALL NOT PASS!" is not ok.
-Nor may I do it brandishing my staff and Amoracchius.
-Though if I meet and actual Balrog I'm totally allowed to!

I will not play Warren Zevon whenever I'm hanging out with the Alphas.
- unless we actually do go to London

I will not refer to any Outsiders I meet as Tim Curry's big brother.
- Transvestites either

I will not ask my new girlfriend what Abraham Lincoln was like
- She might actually have an answer that I don't wanna hear

When Molly is practicing veils I will not refer to her as Solid Snake and myself as Otacon.
- If anyone is Snake I am.
- And the Alphas new name is not Foxhound

I will not go to Renaissance Fairs with members of the Senior Council and bug them to point out how the real thing was different.

I will not pose for pictures with Bob behind me and me asking "Is it still there?"
- Nor will I start referring to Bob as the "Floating Glowskull of Mystery"

I will stop making phalic jokes using the term blasting rod.
- or staff

I will stop searching for the Ginger Bread House whenever I'm in the woods, not all fairy tales are based on real things.
- I hope.
- Though I think I already killed the Big Bad Wolf

I will not bug Mab to introduce me to Puck or Oberon.
- Titania either.
- They might actually be real, Shakespeare was probably a wizard.

I will stop acting out Hamlet in the park with Bob as Yurick.
- It scares the kids when Bob plays the part of Horatio though

I will not attempt to make a giant gloved green fist with my Soulfire.
- DC comics might sue me.

I will not try to convince people that Led Zeppelin was secretly members of the White Council trying to spread magical propaganda through songs about Hobbits.
- Nor will I create evokations that are Zeppelin song lyrics.
- Though yelling Ramble On in a high pitched voice while throwing a fireball would be pretty funny.

Hell Yes I Will.  I dont need no stinkin' Warden Sword 

Fine, we'll modify

I will not use soulfire to form a lightsaber and then tell my enemies if they strike me down that I shall become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.

LOL!  now there's a classic reference

I'm glad at least one person got it, I was afraid no one would and it would be WAY less funny.

I will not ask Dominoes if they deliver to the Nevernever
- Papa John's maybe

I will not loan Mouse to Michael VIck
-no matter how much money I'd make
-Billy either

I will not take Ramirez to Executive Priority Health with me next time I go.
-... without charging him a nominal fee.

I will not use Fuego to go fishing in Lake Michigan since they outlawed dynamite.

I will not rename the Blue Beetle to Herbie
- or Mach 5
- or Kit ... even if Bob provides the voice

I will stop insisting that D&D classes exist in the real world.
- and stop calling Michael a paladin
- ... and murphy a halfling
- and Robert Plant wasn't a Bard, so I'm not justified singing Led Zeppelin songs in battle to strengthen my party members

I will stop referring to Ramirez as Inigo Montoya.
- And Hendricks as Fezik
- And Muprhy smacked me when I last called her Buttercup.

No matter how I start dressing, I'm not Batman and Thomas is not my boy wonder.

I will not buy Billy a chew toy for his birthday.
-It was bad enough as a wedding present