- "Shout at the devil" is the only song I am allowed to sing from now on when i encounter Denarians running amok...

- I will stop telling jokes where "ancient, mai ass" is the punchline...

-I will no longer refer to Mab's kingdom as her "winter wonderland"
a) but I can still sing the song when I am there...

-I will stop trying to use the pickup line "hey, I'm a magician"
a.1) its just plain creepy
a.2) everyone knows chicks dig mimes better, anyways...
b) the extra income from parties help, but the kids keep getiing cake stuck in my robes...

-I will stop making fun of stupid looking barn animals... they might have family...

-I will refrain from telling people that I "know" magic at conventions from now on
a) if I have to tell another kid that I don't actually have a Mox emerald again, I'm gonna scream...
b) i hate getting into philosophical discussions as to whether timewalk and timetwister would actually constitute a violation of the laws of magic or not...