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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: November 28, 2008, 08:05:54 AM »
I will not ask Nic if he was a cradle robber.

I wont let Bob use the LC for his personal asmument

I will not let Butters talk me into bringing back Sue to crush his bosses Jaguar...Larry Fowler is a different story.

I will not slip Morgan and the Merlin some viagra in their drinks....again.


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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: November 18, 2008, 12:30:36 AM »
I am not allowed to declaw mister....Mister already made his point last time I tried.

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: November 09, 2008, 05:36:10 AM »
I am not allowed to run or office the world hates us as it is.

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: October 28, 2008, 06:49:57 AM »
just adding to my last post:

NOTE TO SELF: Dont follow the stero types with sanya around he will burn you bad

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: October 28, 2008, 06:45:14 AM »
yea i meant shift but it feels like a Sh*t but after I read one of the Dresden Files books I relize that my job really aint that bad.

From SmF
"No, thanks. Aren't you supposed to drink vodka?"
"Aren't you supposed to wear pointy hat and ride of flying brooomstick?"

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: October 27, 2008, 07:52:57 PM »
Sorry it was 3 in the morning and I just got off working a 12 hour shit but im sure you all know what I meant

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: October 27, 2008, 03:45:11 AM »
not to mention The Devil went out to Georgia for nick

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: October 10, 2008, 08:30:31 AM »
Im is not allowed to sell stage side seats and put on pay perview a swim suit compititoin between Murphy, Molly, Lara, Mab, Maeve, Lily, Elaine, Luccio..... even though i dont see why not.

Bob and Thomas arnt Allowed to Judge said compition. The insurance alone would out beyond the outer gates....and im not talking about property insurance ether

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: July 04, 2008, 04:19:11 AM »
Not allowed to get Murphy, Luccio, and Elane into a 3 way mud/ pudding match and post it on pay perview and have ring side seats to the event.

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 18, 2008, 04:11:34 PM »
I will not take Thomas with me when I go see Maeve... Things might get really weird.

Bob and Thomas are not allowed to be in the same room together w/o my knowlege.

Murphy is not small.... she is travel size.(ouch damnit Murph I was kidding)

Will not challenge McCoy or Rwalings to a drinking contest with Mac's ale.
  -or Rameriz
  -or Murphy
     -she gets mean when she is drunk and she is a sore loser

Will not say"ooh baby toy!!" when Murphy bust out her hand cuffs.

Not allowed to go see Lara anymore
  Luccio might not like that
  Lara might try to eat me

Never introduce Lara and Luccio on a personal level
-cat fight might follow
-second though that might not be such a bad idea

Dont leave Murphy alone with Luccio for any length of time
 -They may be shairing storys about me
 -I might miss a cat fight and after wards they both might tag team me.
 -They might just tag team me anyway.

Bob is not allowed to be in my head when Luccio is over
-or anyother time
-and is not allowed to meet luccio at all.



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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 09, 2008, 04:05:52 PM »
I really shouldn't have Murphy and Luccio in a room together along...
a) no matter how much I want to see a cat fight
b) in the end ill get my ass kicked.

No makeing Virgin jokes around Ramirez

No telling Mac that he should serve his beer cold
a)he might refuse service to me
b)i could get killed




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DF Books / Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« on: January 10, 2008, 04:25:38 AM »
Well I was thinking something along the lines of: "There is the good, there is the bad, and theres Harry Dresden." with Pix of the good people/things in Harrys life on his right, harry in the middle, and the pix of the bad People/things on his left.

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