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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 20, 2008, 03:13:21 AM »
This might be relevant at a later date, when Harry starts calling the Denarians boss (good ol' Satan/the Wicked One/the Old Serpent/the Prince of the Air/Azazel/the Devil/the Tempter/the Dragon/the Prince of Darkness/Lucifer) Louie
-I won't start singing Louie Louie when around Louie
a)Even it it makes Louie's face turn really red

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 16, 2008, 09:06:00 PM »
It's a dinosaur special

I will not tell Sue that she doesn't handle as well as a Velociraptor
a) or a Utahraptor
b) or a Gigantoraptor

I do not require Sue to see Dr. McNinja

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 15, 2008, 03:23:55 AM »
-I will not chew bubble gum during council meetings, unless I have enough for everyone
a)I will not chew bubble gum during council meetings, even if I have enough for everyone
b)I will not stuck said bubble gum on the Merlin's robe

-I will not ask Ebenezer for kilt advice
a)or advice on how to hurl a log

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 15, 2008, 12:38:15 AM »
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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 11, 2008, 03:02:19 AM »
-I will try to stop hexing the Cubs

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: April 10, 2008, 09:31:38 PM »
-I will not refer to Mouse as Lassie
a)or Billy for that matter
-I will not take Toot to baby GAP
-I will not recreate Godzilla movies using Little Chicago
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-I will not ask the Gatekeeper if The Time Warp breaks the laws of magic
-I will stop using a Scottish accent when opening portals
a)nor shall I mention cake
-I will not use magic to change the names of places. Like changing Wrigley Field to Wiggly Field or the Sears Tower to the Roebuck Tower

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