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DFRPG / Re: New to the forum
« on: October 20, 2008, 04:56:51 AM »
Here's some freshly made brownies, prepared using only the finest Berkeley grown ingredients.
*offers brownies*

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Author Craft / Re: One Word Story Game
« on: April 18, 2008, 03:43:19 AM »

Vindication awoke hungover, disgruntled and proceeded to emasculate another abbreviated news clip.  Exasperated with tiresome drivel constantly quoting Garfield he searched in vain for immaculate reporting.  Valiantly ignoring vivacious vixens with the biggest, loudest dance-routines, he decided not to apply logic, rather to invoke vainglorious abortions of dogmatic speeches that did exterminate any chance and distinguished Camembert from those devious dairy turncoats.  What the hell!  Flinging a piece of Havarti and starting a stirring of goulash, he felt intensely satisfied that he wasn't medicated; however, his defenestration and subsequent resurrection memory-loss had constructed a tuba symphony.  This unwittingly surprised him. So much unexpected noise! Drastic measures would do nothing for her acceptance, nor his sanity. Therefore certain measures would unfortunately cause

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: August 20, 2007, 05:46:44 AM »
Vegan and raw?  Like, meat free plus tataki?  That doesn't compute.

I'm serious its delicious. They make shakes with soy milk. They serve soup cold, but its really excellent.

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: August 19, 2007, 03:30:43 AM »
Berkeley has a really good vegan and raw  place called Cafe Gratitude.

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Author Craft / Re: Is your character a Mary Sue?
« on: July 20, 2007, 03:03:08 AM »
49-Mary Sue for black mailing victim Jeromy Mitchell

 This test is stupid. No major developed character from my stories( I wrote mystery for fun in college) got a decent score. The questions were unclear at times resulting in me saying yes to only part of a question. I didn't like it.

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: July 09, 2007, 05:46:46 AM »
  Doesn't make it right though. Just makes it easier for the US. My family was Jewish and yes its good that the Jews got "thier" country, but "we were here first" isn't an excuse for having a 7 year old Palastinean getting run over by an Israeli tank. Its a war between 3 old religions. They all want to have Jerusalum so they can say " we are right, we are the true religion of God".They are willing to fight for it too. Which apparently means the children too. I can honestly so I have no fing clue what we can do about that that will satisfy them.

PS that 7 year old really did get run over by an Israeli tank.I don't make this up.

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: July 09, 2007, 05:10:20 AM »
Starbucks does not really support Israel so much as it wants to KILL palestinians maybe I did not make that clear. Oh and post replies in politics thread, please. Sorry for being harsh.

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: July 09, 2007, 02:45:00 AM »
Well my girlfriend hates starbucks cause they send Israel money to fight palestine, but thats for the politics thread.
I guess she will try anything during her period.

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: July 08, 2007, 05:32:58 AM »
Do you know what the ND fight song is I forgot.

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: July 07, 2007, 12:51:04 AM »
This is going to sound odd, but my gf says that coffee speeds up her period, is it true?

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Author Craft / Re: For guys and clever women.... help
« on: July 06, 2007, 04:22:21 AM »
My girlfriend is a huge Sharks fan like me so its all good.

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Author Craft / Re: Names help
« on: June 26, 2007, 12:42:46 AM »
Neko=oken
Orange Floyd=dyolf egnaro
Thabo=obaht
My cats' names don't sound evil, not even backwards.

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