-Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.  (Now you KNOW he's been at every place on fire for the last 10 years, surely he's been snacking)

You would think that if a place were ablaze, then you're first thought would be "Oh SH*T!!!!!" and concentrate on getting the hell out of dodge and NOT: "Oh, hmmmm - would you look at that, the house is on fire! Dear, get the marshmallows, will you? Now is the perfect time to make s'mores! Jolly good family fun, making s'mores!"

But here's the question: Do the police know that he's been roasting marshmallows while committing recreational arson?