I will not point at the Gatekeeper and yell, "We've found Osama!" in the middle of council meetings.
a.) Again.
b.) Even though seeing the ultimate smackdown between Uncle Eb and the Gatekeeper was pretty awesome.


I will not allow Toot-Toot and Za Guard to play among Little Chicago.
a.) Not after the "sighting of the 100-foot tooth fairy" attacking Uno's.
b.) And I thought the lawsuit from the producers was bad....