Does he ever do signings outside the US cause England to America - that's a lot of gas

... and a huge carbon footprint... and a holiday I really can't afford!

Hey I'm new - Just spent the last hour going through this thread, laughing hysterically and yelling "WANT" every few seconds!

I want:

The first rule about Faerie maid service you don't TALK about faerie maid service!
A welcome mat that says "If the house is dirty someone snitched about the faeries"
My Rod and my staff they comfort me.
That homemade one with the Beetle - Behold the angry wizard put put putting away
Go Team Dresden Murphy
Easter is Cancelled - they found the body
Splattercon!!! (I need to wait for my Fiance to catch up though!
A Bob thong
My Lord Protects me, my kevlar helps
Chlorofiend - cause calling it a plant monster is silly
Murderous faeries, Killer vampires, Fallen Angels, werewolves - should have stayed in bed
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face

And dozens more.  I wants them ALL!  Also I love jewellery (already have a Nenya ring, Evenstar, Silver horse from Discworld) and now I want a shield bracelet, blasting ring, and silver pentacle.